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seamus | @sesefifi69
i'm leaving all the toxic ppl behind in 2023, @theonotting you need to leave
12:39am •  1 jan 2024
                             25k likes | 4.6k retweets


theodore @theonotting
replying to @sesefifi69
why don't you start by leave that 69 from ur username since we all know you ain't getting any

hermione @grangerdanger
replying to @notjoking69
shots fired

seamus @sesefifi69
replying to @evanslils
go away you absolute know it all










dean | @deanrizzmas
i'm gonna follow in sirius' footsteps and cut out the fake ass bitches in my life too @blazinzabini
12:56am  •  1 jan 2024
                           38k likes | 5.5k retweets


blaise @blazinzabini
replying to @deanrizzmus 
my ass is actually hella legit 🤷‍♀️

ginny @ginsterweasley
replying to @blazinzabini 
what ass

dean @deanrizzmas
replying to @blazinzabini
i've never seen it 🤷‍♀️










draco | @dracomalfoy
for the new year i will be making a new priv acc and everyone but harry and ron can follow it @notdraco
2:43am •  1 jan 2024
                             28k likes | 2.3k retweets


harry @thechosenone
replying to @dracomalfoy
WHAT THATS SO FUNNY

pansy @parkinsonpark
replying to @thechosenone
that's so tragic 💔

ron @bloodyhellron
replying to @dracomalfoy
i dont even want to be on your private

draco @dracomalfoy
replying to @bloodyhellmary
then why'd you request on your stalker acc

ron @bloodyhellron
replying to @dracomalfoy
HOW DKD YK ABT THAT ACC










neville | @longbottomneville
these are my predictions for 2024 for us 😇:
- seamus gets banned on roblox
- i bump into taylor swift and hermione beats me up
- ron dates an american
- pansy is revealed to be a theater kid
- luna tries (and fails) to quit weed
- harry pulls off the dumbest prank ever and goes viral for like 2 weeks
- ginny gets arrested
- ron becomes forever traumatised through learning something really weird
- blaise is revealed to be something super obscure idk (like a drag queen or maybe french??)
- dean and draco hookup
- hermione unknowingly starts a tiktok trend
- theo becomes mutuals with ice spice
7:59am  •  1 jan 2024
                             57k likes | 12.1k retweets


luna @lovegoodness
replying to @ratatouille
no but how did you even come up with all that at 7am

seamus @sesefifi69
replying to @longbottomneville
ngl i genuinely think most of those are gonna happen

neville @longbottomneville
replying to @lovegoodness
i was talking to the plants and they gave me some valuable insight 🤷‍♀️













ginny | @ginsterweasley
i haven't eaten since last year 💔
9:44am  •  1 jan 2024
          23.4k likes | 3.2k retweets


hermione @grangerdanger
replying to @ginsterweasley
omg are you okay?

hermione @grangerdanger
replying to @grangerdanger
wait no nvm i hate you

pansy @parkinsonpark
replying to @ginsterweasley
YOU A FUNNY ONE FOR REALLL 🤣🤣










ron | @bloodyhellron
proud hater everyday i wake up ready to hate and bring negativity 💪
10:32am  •  1 jan 2024
                          19.6k likes | 4.4k retweets


harry @thechosenone
replying to @bloodyhellron
really ron? on new years day?

ron @bloodyhellron
replying to @thechosenone
fight me four eyes

luna @lovegoodness
replying to @bloodyhellron
i support you 🥰










happy new year <33

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