THE BANNER OF THIS CHAPTER IS WHAT A FLUTE LOOKS LIKE !
i play the clarinet.. im gonna fhcking stab myself. out of all the instruments i decided to pick the fucking clarinet. like omfg. you do not understand how much comments i've got that i'm squidward. like bitch stfu imma throw a chair at yo wannabe funny ahh you biggie ass piggy 🗣️.
anyways.. im ashamed to call myself a clarinetist bc wtf?? at first i was like okay.. lemme try playin the clarinet nd see how this go.. TELL ME WHYY i broke my reed. i hate reeds with my whole heart. why are they so fucking tiny and petite like oh my fucking gosh. how does my band teacher expect me not to break it broo. but anyways.. i got stuck on the clarinet for like 4 months and NOWW.. imma be a flute player bc they're just better at everything. (not at being loud but yk it is what it is.)
heres alittle thingy i made a while back venting my life out w ts
HERE ARE MY REASONS :
1. i have to go through hell and back to put the fucking clarinet together. WHY THE HELL ARE THERE 7 PARTS TO A CLARINET?? BE SO FR RN.
2. REEDS BROO. why the hell do reeds be breaking so easily ?? like what.. why is it so thin. its thinner than paper at that 😭.
3. i like how clarinets sound but what if u go to a concert and u start squeaking your life out.. (this happened before haha.. 😞)
4. people be calling me squidward snd i am quite literally done w it. like u thought you ate down w ts huh? bitch u drowned in the fucking food
5. im basically the only clarinet since our other clarinet literally hates the class and doesnt know how to fucking play for shit. she be squeaking so much to the point where im scared my ear drums would burst if she plays any longer. and i js dont wanna be in a section with a person who cant play. its as simple as that 🤷♀️.
𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐈 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐈𝐅𝐅𝐅 𝐈 𝐒𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 :
FLUTE - i adore flutes w my life. the sound it makes is absolutely magnificent (felt poetic here) and broo. give me a flute and 3 days. trust me imma be a professional flautist.
𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐈 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃𝐍'𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐈𝐅𝐅 𝐈 𝐒𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 :
TUBA - those bitches are bigger than me. and trust IF i did switch to tuba i'd be a dead ass nigga bro 😭🙏. you will not be convincing me to ever play tuba in my years of living. so erm yeah..
BARITONE - baritone aint that bad but i am NOT going to be puffing my cheeks out like i done lost my god damn mind. and plus my cheeks gon be feeling mad weird if i do. so hard pass thank youu!!
TRUMPET - you gon have me fucked all the way up if you EVER ask me to play the trumpet. and im not saying that the instrument is bad but.. the trumpets in my band class are horrifying. i swear they be playin straight up air instead of notes and its real crazy. im not finna be in a section with people who cant play to save their lives.
"𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐔𝐓𝐄?"
1. they're treble clef. i love me some treble clef fr 🛐
2. i dont have to go through the pain of having reeds.. ermmmrm.. aha
3. they dont actually squeak 😭
4. theres only 3 pieces? like okay girll. i see me rockin into school w that flute fr.
"𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐅 ?"
im scared of my band teacher tryna interrogate me asking why i switched to another instrument and didnt stay on clarinet.. like im sorry but ion know if i even wanna play it anymore bro
its already been like 3-4 months and you see how he did the former flute who switched to trumpet?? "thats why you should've stayed on the flute" NOT TODAY. IM CLUTCHING MY PURSE AND IM LEAVING. ur not finna humiliate me like that everr. when he said "we gotta be honest in this class and critize." i aint think u meant like mean mean broo. 😭‼️
thank u for reading this 💗
