Lucifer's Vacation

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LUCY'S MANSION

Vicki opens her eyes turning on her side seeing a sleeping Lucy beside her, she smiles reaching her hand up caressing her cheek with her finger.

Lucy: Good morning, darling

Vicki: Morning.

Lucy: How'd you sleep?

Vicki: Good.

Lucy: Why don't you relax and I'll make you breakfast in bed?

She climbs out of the bed and grabs her robe tying it around her body and walks out of the bedroom. Vicki falls back down and cuddles into the pillow with a happy smile across her face.

Lucy walks down the stairs down into the parlor and pours herself a glass of whiskey. She picks up a apple

Lucy: Hello old friend.

She throws the apple in the air and it slows down.

Lucy: Bloody hell

Castiel has appeared behind her.

Castiel: Sister, I'm disappointed in you.

Lucy: What?

Castiel: You were once the brightest of all of God's angels, Lucifer. And now.....look at you.

Lucy: If you've come to lecture me, can you save it for later? I'm annoying sober right now and it takes ages to pour a drink when you're around and I promised Vicki I would make her breakfast in bed.

Castiel: Actually I'm here with an offer.

Lucy: Really?

Castiel: Go back to hell, Lucifer and I will speak to Father.

Lucy: You're scared, aren't you? If I don't go back to Hell, you're gonna have to take over.

Castiel: Oh that would never happen.

Lucy: Oh, no, no, I mean it's not like God sent his favorite child to reign over Hell before, is it? Oh wait, sorry. Forgot. You can take your offer and shove up your feathered hole.

She takes a drink walking past him and plops down on the couch.

Castiel: You can't see it yet, can you?

Lucy: What's that?

Castiel: You saved a life, Lucy. And not for selfish reasons. No you did it simply because you care about Vicki Donovan. You're growing to care for Elena Gilbert and Caroline Forbes.

Lucy laughs and scoffs.

Castiel: Your time here on Earth is affecting you, dear sister. You're changing.

Lucy: My life is change. The same thing over and over, that's your boring ass motto.

Castiel: True but usually you're the one controlling the change. This time, you're not. And that scares you. Because it should.

Lucy: You know, I am tired of your dire warnings, all right?

She stands up and gets right in his face.

Lucy: So go rattle your saber in someone else's face.

Castiel: You think about my offer. When you've made a decision, you know how to find me

He walks away and flaps his wings teleporting away.

Lucy: Annoying cunt.

SHERRIFF'S OFFICE

Lucy is sitting in Liz's office as the blonde sheriff sits behind her desk

Liz: So Vicki Donovan's living with you now, Mr.....