LUCY'S MANSION
Vicki is pacing back and forth in the bathroom, biting her nails looking down at a pregnancy test on the counter. She sighs grabbing it and turns it over, her face falls in shock but then smiles happily
Lucy pours herself a drink in the parlor when she grabs a apple and throws it in the air when it slowly slow down in mid air
Lucy: That is so annoying when you do that
Castiel is standing behind her.
Castiel: I have important news, Lucifer
Lucy: Does it look like I care? If this is about me returning to Hell then you can shove your feathers up your hole
Castiel: No, sister. It is not about you returning to Hell. A Nephilim has come into being
Lucy: Oh! Did Jenna take your virginity, brother?
Castiel: This is not about me, sister.
Lucy stares at him in confusion, taking her a long moment until Castiel rolls his eyes
Castiel: Vicki, you idiot
Lucy: Vicki is not pregnant. I would know if she----
Vicki: LUCE!!!
Castiel disappears as Vicki walks into the room, Lucy smiles turning to face her
Lucy: My love, what is the matter?
Vicki smiles walking closer to her, grabbing her hand and places the pregnancy test. Lucy does a double take looking at the test then to Vicki
Lucy: W-what? Are you------you're----you're---
Vicki: I'm pregnant.
Lucy rolls her eyes to the back of her head and falls straight backwards fainting on the floor.
Vicki: I guess I should've expected that.
MYSTIC GRILL
Alaric is sitting at the bar drinking bourbon when Lucy sits down beside her
Lucy: Bourbon. Neat
Bartender: On it, boss lady
Lucy turns her head and notices Alaric
Lucy: Alaric Saltzman, I presume?
Alaric: Yeah. I take it you're the owner?
Lucy: Recently acquired, but yes.
They shake hands
Lucy: Lucifer Morningstar
Alaric: Like the Devil?
Lucy: Precisely like the Devil. Some would say I am the actual Devil. Don't you have some papers to grade?
Alaric: It's, uh, more fun with a buzz.
Lucy: Well, most things in life are. Sober's depressing.
Alaric: You don't strike me as somebody who gets depressed.
Lucy: You say that like you know me.
Alaric: Nope. Just a hunch.
They exchange long looks. Alaric finishes his drink and places it down on the bar.
Alaric: You have a good afternoon.
Lucy smiles at her drink, downing it in one gulp
Lucy: You know what? I think I will have a amazing afternoon.
LUCY'S OFFICE
Lucy is doing paperwork at her desk when Elena enters her office
Elena: Hey
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Lucifer's Vacation
FanfictionLucifer Morningstar; Fallen Archangel; Ruler of Hell until she decides to take a vacation and decides on Mystic Falls