Chris (Your host!) has made a groupchat
Chris (Your host!) named the groupchat "WORLD TOUR!"
Beth: ??? Why???
Chris: So we can see what you guys have been up to off camera!
Heather: ignoring how creepy that sounds why tf would i want to talk to any of these people
Chris: Language
Chris: And because I said so
Duncan: ur not my dad wtf
Noah: you sound like a middle schooler.
Duncan: nobody likes u egghead
Gwen: someone does, actually
Chris: Oh?
Chris: Do tell!
Heather: omg u text exactly how u talk
Gwen: nahhhhh i don't rlly feel like it tbh
Chris: Man...
Chris: Well, things have a way of getting found out anyway on Total Drama, so I guess that's fine.
Courtney: Do we really HAVE to do this?
Chris: Yeah.
Beth: fml
Chris: Hey! That's not how a lady should talk!
Beth: casual misogyny core!!!
Heather: is it unladylike to tell u to kys
Chris: YES!
Heather: well guess i'm not a lady then
Heather: attached image: The transgender flag
Duncan: 🤨
Heather: its a joke its a joke its a joke its a joke its a joke its a joke its a joke its a joke
Duncan: weird joke but okay
Alejandro: Hello?
Duncan: hi ig alejerkdro
Heather: wow it's alebitchdro
Lindsay: hii aardvark!
Gwen: yall r so mean to alejandro and for what
Noah: he's an eel thats why
Gwen: o
Sierra: heyyyyy everyone!!!
Duncan: hell nah bitch
Sierra: wow mean.
Courtney: what did she do to u???
Duncan: she's just weird w cody + i need someone to hate
Alejandro: You always need someone to hate? Wow, you must be fun at parties.
Duncan: keep your mouth shut pretty boy
PARTY GUY has removed Chris (Your host!) from WORLD TOUR!
Geoff: SPEAKING OF PARTIES...
Bridgette: geoff no, we're on a plane!
Geoff: Sneak into first class tmrw at 10:00, there's a secret spot
Duncan: of course there is
Geoff: A GUY HAS HIS WAYS!
Courtney: Do we really need to have a party on a plane?
Heather: count me in that sounds tight as fuck
Gwen: of course it's heather
Noah: no thanks, it'll just be duncan and courtney yelling at each other while bridgette and geoff make out
Duncan: we broke up dipshit
Noah: thank GOD, your relationship was annoying from the start
Gwen: wait why?
Courtney: It was getting unhealthy
Courtney: We're trying our best to not have hard feelings though!
Sierra: OH MY GOD, DUNCNEY BROKE UP?!
Sierra: MUST ADD TO BLOG!
Duncan: i'll literally kill you psycho chick
Duncan: bloody gruesome murder
Cody: he won't kill you, he'll probably just punch you in the face
Sierra: NEVERMIND!
Alejandro: So you guys are broken up? For real?
Courtney: Yes for real🙄
Heather: courtney is fr the typa girl to unironically use emojis to convey her feelings
Courtney: You got a problem, queen bee?
Chris (Your host!) has added Chris (Your host!) to WORLD TOUR!
Duncan: how tf
Heather has named the groupchat "chris is not welcome here💜"
Chris: :(
Chef: Kids don't like you, Chris. Get over it.
Chef has removed Chris (Your host!) from WORLD TOUR!
Chef: I don't wanna be here either.
Chef has left WORLD TOUR!
Duncan: thank god
Lindsay: charcuterie? where did he go?
Heather: of course lindsiot has something to say
Beth: don't talk to my lindsiot like that >:(
Duncan: gays
Beth: kys!!!
Sierra: if either of you guys are lesbians do tell
Sierra: I need to update my blog for all the lgbtq+ people
Duncan: there's more???
Sierra: yeah!
Gwen: wait duncan wdym "more"
Duncan: i meant what i said bitch
Duncan: did you think i was a straggot
Courtney: So that's why we didn't work out...
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total. drama. groupchat.
FanfictionWARNING: THE PAIRS ARE RARE!!! SHIPS: Aleduncan (alejandro x duncan) Gwoah (gwen x noah) Heathney (heather x courtney) Background/implied ships Bethsay (beth x lindsay) (implied+background) Trody (trent x cody) (implied+background) Gidgette (geoff x...
