GAY AWakeNING

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bulbo and thorin kissed!!!! happy needing!!!!!!!

Bilbo went to shore and and and and he and he he and and he brings Thoein went with him and then end and and they and then they kiss kiss smooch smooch and the smooch smooches and then they cuddle and dildos armchair and and a and and then they cuddle more and then frodos like woah!?! What the heck no lid I didn't know you were gay too!!?! And then Sam comes in and then Frodo and Sam kiss and they're happy too and they're silly and then then and and and then bilbo thorin Sam and Frodo go on double dates and they're all happy and then Frodo and Sam go on picnics and Sam carries him all the time because it's their thing and then thorin and bilbo plant stuff in in the in the garden and they're happy and they and. And then and and they kiss a lot and go mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah *SMOOCH!!!* 🥰 and then and and and then Aragorn and Legolas come in and atheyre like omg hey guys we just figured out that we're also gay!!!! And then they all go on TRIPLE DATES and then they're all smooching and it's CRAZZYYY (they're not all kissing each other though, ermmm maybe in the next chapter) and then they're kissing omg they're kissing what the heck!!!?! And Peter Jackson is like yeah I directed this and I'm happy I did!!! And JRR Tolkien is like yes this is LOTR WE ARE FNAF

FROBOOOOOO

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