pouncake x apple

i wrote this at 4 am.

3 am and im still awake, taylor screamed through poundcakes headphones as he got up from his hospital bed just to get dicked down by the grinch.

poundcake got into his clown car and drove to whoville.

omg who is that fine babe 😍, bricklebaum thought as he looked out the window. he abandoned his house and walked up to his car window.

"what do you want?" poundcake asked in a very nice tone.

"your so fine, do you want to fuck?" bricklebaum asked.

"no sorry im here for the grinch :)" poundcake said.

"oh man that sucks 🙁" bricklebaum said sadly.

poundcake skedaddled in his car all the way to his house. he knocked on the grinch's door.

"hey, i think youre funny. i hope to be your friend (wink wonk). if you are a gentleman, speak english and are over 20 years old (because im not a groomer, im just a loser) please fuck me." poundcake said after the grinch opened the door.

"oh i would love to, i get no bitches." grinch said, bringing poundcake inside his house and pinning him against the wall, kissing him passionately. oh my lord my dreams are finally becoming true 😍 😩, poundcake thought.

the grinch threw him on the bed and shoved his short fluffy shlong into his ass. oh... poundcake thought. poundcake was not enjoying his time with the grinch. i can see why he gets no bitches now...

the grinch came inside of him bc he wanted fugly babies, and didnt even let poundcake finish before he stopped.

apple sees everything.