[The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle.]
Verosika then comes into the office and sees loona.
Verosika: hey loona.
Loona: hey v.
Verosika: you ready for today?
Loona: you know I am. Got my one of my best dresses picked out.
Verosika: me too. I can't believe this is Raphael first date.
Loona: me either it's gonna be so fun.
[The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Maxine peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. You then come out the other side.]
Raphael: well those lumberjacks got hacked down so fast.
Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!
[Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.]
Millie: *yells* I'm still so jazzed up!
Maxine: well you better stay jazzed cause you know what today is.
Raphael: well y'all have fun with the jazz I'm leaving.
Verosika: wait! Raphael.
Raphael: Verosika? What are you doing here?
Blitzo: yeah kick bricks bitch.
Raphael: shut up Blitzo. So wassup?
Verosika: well me and the girls have been talking and since we learned you never been on a date before. Me, loona, Millie, Maxine, and the rest of my crew are taking you too....
Verosika, loona, Millie, and Maxine: Ozzies!
Raphael: oh my god! Ozzies! Wow! What the fuck is ozzies?
Loona: Ozzies is this lustful club where couples go to here music, drink, eat, and fuck.
Raphael: sounds fun. But mmmm. Idk.
Millie: Raphael trust us you'll love it.
Raphael: still don't know.
They all give you puppy eyes.
Raphael: ok ok I'll go.
V, L, M, M: yayyyy!
Raphael: I'm basically a God. But I can't resist puppy eyes. What?
They all jump on you and start kissing you with Millie and maxine in the middle and Loona and verosika on both sides of you. Blitzo then sees it and gets disgusted.
Blitzo: ugh..could you all not.
Verosika: your just jealous.
Blitzo: Eh, whatever. Maybe I can tag along and help you celebrate Raphael's very first big boy datey watey.
Verosika: what? no, the reservations are for Raphael and us.
Blitzo: Uh-huh
Loona: Just us.
Blitzo: Mmm-hmm.
Millie: Without you.
Blitzo: I hear ya
Maxine: that means no blitzo in site, meaning you're not there, Meaning no you, Meaning stay the fuck away!
Blitzo: I mean all that can mean so many things.
