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by ocean110

by ocean110

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"Good morning beautiful people." Alana smiled at the camera, holding it above her head. "So it's nine in the morning and I got bored so decided to film. Yes I know I know, oh my god! Lana is vlogging?" She made a shocked expression before the camera dropped.

An 'ow' was heard in the black screen. The video cut to Alana now standing up. "I dropped this shit on my face." She rubbed her nose that was a little red.

"Lana? Who're you talking to?" Her door cracked open as Mia poked her head in. "No way! You're filming?" Mia laughed in return Lana scowled at her.

"Come one we're setting up breakfast, we are eating together today." Mia patted her head walking out. Lana sighed before the camera cut again.

"Well I don't give no fucks if this is better! I make the best damn pancakes!" Patrick was yelling at someone off camera, beside him Thomas looked wide eyed at him. Patrick was holding up a plate of pancakes which had 'patty' written on it.

"Your pancakes almost made Lana throw up." Kouvr pointed from where she was seated beside Alex. The morning sun was reflecting in the pool behind the table which they set up outside.

"So Alex mind talking me through what we have here?" Lana gestured to the table. "Well why not dear Alan-" he was cut off by Michael yelling, "well at least these are edible you dick face!"

"Here we have some fruit, then there's bacon and eggs, then we've got some croissants and lastly the topic of interest, pancakes!" Alex smiled while the commotion took place all around. "OH FUCK YOU TOMMY!" An orange was thrown at Thomas' head before the camera cut.

"So, rumour has it you two hate each other." Alex records Alana and Vinnie eating. "Like I can already sense the tension here!" He exclaims as the Vinnie tries to take a piece of mango from Alana's plate and she smacks his hand away.

"That's domestic violence!" Mia feigns shock from where she sat beside Lana. "Oh we definitely hate each other, there's nothing I think about more than strangling him to death ."Lana deadpanned looking straight into the camera.

"Okay! That's our new clickbait! Is Lana really a psycho?" The camera snaps to Thomas who puts his hands on his ears. "I've got a better one! Are Lana and Vinnie secretly dating?"

Vinnie chokes on his orange juice and starts coughing as Lana pats his back. "Dude that thought revolts him so bad he chocked." Lana laughed trying to play it cool while she was panicking on the inside.

"Wait these two hate each other!" Patrick grins as the camera turned to him.

"Are you like high at nine in the morning?" Alana poked his cheek. "No! Why? Do I look like I am?" He tries to fix his hair.

The camera cuts to Alana on her bed, wearing her glasses. "He definitely was high." The screen statics.

The shot opened to Thomas laughing loudly as a scream came from the bathroom. Michael ran out of the bathroom with red liquid all over his face.

"Which one of you fucks replaced my face wash with hot sauce!" He yelled.

Alana doubled over laughing causing the camera to lose focus. "Nice one." She whispered to Jack who shot her a thumbs up. Michael having seen this went even more red in the face. "You motherfucker!" He ran after Jack.

"At least wash the fucking hot sauce off bro!" Vinnie sighed.

The screen bleeped and cutting to Alana setting the camera on the dashboard. "So we're going to find a seven eleven!" She smiled. She was wearing an oversized hoodie with jeans and sneakers. She sat cross legged on the seat tapping away on her phone.

A hand came into view and tapped her leg. Groaning she hesitantly put her feet down. "Sorry I forgot, 'no feet on the car seats'." She held up quotes.

"Such a prissy princess." She muttered. "I heard that." Vinnie's voice came. "Of course you did."

The camera yet again cut to Alana in her room this time with Hera purring on her lap. "Just an update that we did not find it and I didn't get my skittles." She frowned.

"Lana give me my cat back or I swear" Vinnie barged into her room wearing only grey sweats, his hair being wet from the shower. He paused noticing the camera and rubbed his neck awkwardly.

"What is it Vincent?"

"You're filming." He waved at the camera. "What does it look like dipshit?" Lana shot him a look.

"You see how she's mean to me!" Vinnie complains. "Put on some clothes!" Lana exclaims. The camera one again cuts off.

The shot opens to Mia recording. "Well Lana forgot to do an outro to her random vlog. So thanks for watching!" Mia grinned.

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We crossed 1k holyyy shittt! I've never had so many people read something that I wrote oh myyy godddd I'm crying hahaha! I really want to write a story that's not a fanfic and have people read that any suggestions?? I have a pretty good trope in mind which I might be posting soon on another acct that people know of so we don't mention my secret fanfic account there Hhaha!