So you and blitzø are out kayaking for literally no reason. The boat capsized because did it on purpose as a joke because he's genuinely an asshole. 🙃 Also he's high off his ass on PCP (don't do drugs kids) blitzø somehow then kicked himself in the balls and cried, threw up, and passed out. He woke up 69 days later. It is now Christmas. 'merry Christmas hoe' is written on the ceiling by a very specific scary gremlin named Arick did it, even though blitzhoe's name isn't ravioli.
Anyway he's out of his 69 day coma.
You bought him 666,666,666 h o r s e.
Some 2010 ass-sounding dubstep plays
You go to buy a Pepsi but it's 99.95, you're so pissed off that you eat Roberto and you bite blitzø's dick off.
You two go to the beach and immediately get banned because blitzø drank the sea water and apparently it's against that one singular beach's rules in hell.
I wanna cry help my fingies hurty : (.
I'll write more hopefully soon.
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Blitzø x reader the sequel
PuisiThis is the sequel to the first one I wrote, new year (almost) new y/n (yes the other y/n died, but you're back as a new y/n, different y/n still an imp) I'm going to be numbering the chapters in Finnish cause yes KILL ME ALREADY PLEASE!!! LMFAO!!
