Izuku and his friends were all relaxing and hanging out together at Jake's home in Gotham for the extra long weekend, with Asuna, Alucard, Delsin, Clover and Jaune were playing DND while Izuku, Yang, Jake and Kirito were playing Mario Kart.
"It has been a few days since you stumbled across this mysterious cave. Regardless of the harsh conditions, you have adapted very will to your current situation, it won't be long before you reach your destination." Asuna narrated, getting the others invested.
"But then, you come across a sleeping dragon in the cave, and then you. . ."
"I attempt to screw it." Alucard said, cutting off Asuna who had a confused look on her face.
"You what?"
"The dragon, I attempt to. . ."
"I heard what you said Alucard, why would you. . ."
"Oh come, you all know I don't discriminate." Alucard said as Delsin and Clover both started laughing.
"What if the dragon wants to help you?" Asuna asked, already having a good idea of what's going to happen.
"Oh it still can help us, after I screw it." Alucard said with a smug, shit eating grin on his face.
"Solid plan, I set the mood by playing my air guitar." Delsin quipped as he started doing guitar motions.
"Do not encourage him Delsin. Besides, he still has to roll first." Asuna said as Alucard started shaking the dice before rolling it, getting a nat 20 much to Asuna's annoyance.
"Oh come on. Fine, Alucard grabs some lube and bones the dragon. There, you happy?" Asuna asked while looking at Alucard.
"Ah, the best 6.9 seconds of my life." Alucard quipped as Asuna face plammed at what was happening.
"Can we get back to the game please?!" Asuna said as the others couldn't resist the urge to laugh.
"Hang on, I also want to bang the dragon." Clover said as she started shaking the dice.
"Clover!" Asuna yelled in annoyance as Clover rolled the dice.
"Nat 20." Clover said as Alucard and Delsin gave thumbs up.
"Fuck! Alright, Clover also makes sweet love with the dragon, can we PLEASE get back to the game?" Asuna asked, getting more and more annoyed with what's going on.
"Just hold on, I also want a crack at that dragon." Delsin said as Asuna slammed her head against the table.
"Delsin, come on man!" Asuna said in annoyance as Delsin started shaking the dice before rolling a 18.
"Hah, you fail." Asuna said with a smug grin in her face, think they could get back on track.
"Wait, I use my wingwoman spell to give Delsin +3 advantage." Clover said as Asuna's jaw just dropped.
"That makes it 21! Give me dem dragon cheeks!" Delsin said as he slammed his hands against the table.
"Fuck it, me too." Jaune said as Asuna just had enough as she got up before walking to the kitchen.
"You guys are degenerates." Asuna said while Alucard and Clover were laughing as they both did a fist bump.
"Me and Jaune ain't degenerates, we just thought it was funny." Delsin quipped as Asuna rolled her eyes at what he said before grabbing herself something to drink.
"Does that happen often?" Kyoka asked while listening to some tunes while Jake, Yang and Kirito all shrugged their shoulders.
"More or less, there's a reason why Alucard and Delsin are considered the jackasses of the team." Kirito remarked as they has finished up their round of Mario Kart before getting up.
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The Betrayed Icy Speedster
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