Nickel: Cake please calm down
Cake: I asked for two large fries!
*Cake dumps fries onto table*
Cake: But all they did was give a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!
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Bomby: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal!
Nickel: Can a butterfly be nonbinary?
Bomby: I mean, maybe? I don't judge
Price Tag, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagine having butterfly wings? Then-
Cake: Then it would be inconvenient as fuck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back
Book: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even a six year old aimed a nerf gun at it would... Yeah...
*Naily sips coffee*
Naily: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a-
Price Tag: No, nononono. You fuckers have already shattered my dream, you don't get the fucking privilege to make that reference
Nickel: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference?
Bomby: You clearly have not lived with them long enough
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*Just Not is at Book’s house*
Cake: Ohhhh we each get our own oven?
Book: …N-No…
Book laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Cake motioning to the kitchen: Three, I thought!
Pillow: I see a-
Book motioning on a device: This is a microwave
Cake: Oh, well I-
Book: Hey, wait wait, actually- hang on-
*Book fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Book amazed: It got a bake setting!
Price Tag: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Naily: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Book: Now I’ve discovered more ovens than I thought, we don’t have to roshambo nothin’!
Book: I am someone who owns four ovens…
Book louder and way too happy: I am someone… who owns FOUR OVENS…
Nickel pointing at an another appliance: Also, the toaster oven!
Book:
Cake: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Book:
Book ecstatically: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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Cake: Hey, Nickel?
Nickel playing a video game with the rest of JN: What?
Cake: Can I share something with you from earlier today?
Nickel: Wh- what is it, Cake?
Cake: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning
Nickel: Mhm
Cake: Because I have to go out of town for a weekend this month. And, so I was like- I won't give specific dates, but I was like, do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or the next weekend?
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BFB Randomness (Just Not Edition)
HumorI just reupload my BFB Randomness book but only the chapters with Just Not (+ Individual Members) cuz it's my favorite team :3 (+ II Nickel cuz I thought that he & BFB Nickel were the same person :/)
