Bomby: Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? Fat is like the grossest part of meat
Naily: "Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magicical... FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT'S LEG DAY AND WE'RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPED!"
Pillow: Because they're always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that brings no joy to anyone
Nickel: Well you did ask
Cake: Also there's wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavorful meat.
Book: You are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN!?
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BFB Randomness (Just Not Edition)
HumorI just reupload my BFB Randomness book but only the chapters with Just Not (+ Individual Members) cuz it's my favorite team :3 (+ II Nickel cuz I thought that he & BFB Nickel were the same person :/)
