𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓼 | a bllk chatfic

07)

12:34am

Soccer prison

Shidou
You know when your talking to someone and
you can just tell they weren't loved as a child

Y/n
Thats how I feel talking to you

Shidou
If you don't shut your bitch ass tf up
Like I'm bouta smack you silly

Rin
I am seriously contemplating leaving
blue lock and It's 100% your fault

Bachira
Wait no cause like you know when your
cousin like tries to kill you and then
Wait back up my coach is yelling at me

Loki
Bro I'm bouta start yelling at rin and Shidou
if you don't start mf listening
Shidou put your fucking ear peace back in

Shidou
Bro why tf did bachira add Loki
Pls get rid of him

Y/n
Shut the fuck up
I'm trying to watch the new JJK episode
GUYS CHOSO JUST CAME ON SCREEN (ayo)
IM BARCKING

Nagi
It's not new if it came out yesterday
JJK makes me hate my life
Like actually about to whoop gege's ass

Isagi
What does JJK mean 😭😭
Just jump kill yourself??

Nikko

Aint no way bro 😨😨
That has an extra letter dipshit

Reo
It stands for "jujutsu kaisan"
I only know cause nagi wont shut his trap
about It 😔😔

Y/n
Wait hold up my coach is yelling at me 🙄
Give me a sec

Isagi
Now back tf up..

Chigiri
EHAT
YIU CANT JUST PULL THAT OUTA NO
WHERE

Tokimistu
W-wow I didn't k-know y/n plays sports

Rin
She probably does gymnastics or
something

Aiku
Nah she's the type of bitch who is somehow
really fucking good at like boxing or
something and could absolutely beat the
Shit out of you (not that I wouldn't let her 😏)

Rin
Stfu

Bachira
Maybe she plays soccer!! ＼(^o^)／

Y/n
Why are y'all going feral over this 😭😭
Replying to: rin; She probably does...
I do volleyball you emo prick

Shidou
People who play volleyball are hot
That's the only reason I watched Haikyuu

Kurona
Arnt the only people in that anime guys??

Shidou
Yeah?? Your point is..

Bachira
I was hoping you played soccer /(ㄒoㄒ)/

Y/n
Well I technically do play soccer just not as
serious as volleyball
Cuz like I play soccer for my school team and
volleyball on my own time

Isagi
YOU PLAY SOCCER
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Kurona
HELP WTF I THINK HES FOAMING AT THE
MOUTH
WTF DOES HE HAVE RABIES

Rin
Actually foaming at the mouth can be caused
by many things other than rabies, such as some kind of overdose, or a seizure

Shidou
This remind of of that one song thing where it's like "why are you hand so cold" and then it's like the other guy and he says "well the scientific explanation behind this is blah blah blah"
you know
Sorry I haven't slept in a week I'm lowkey
trippin rn

Otoya
SORRY JUST BACK READ THE HOTTIE
PLAYS SPORTS
DAMN IM FINNA PAY OFF EGO TO GO
WATCH HER PLAY

Nagi
Reooo..
Can you please pay off vector so I can watch
y/n play

Reo
Sure nagi anything for you

Raichi
I can never tell what the fuck is going on
with you guys
Like some days your just arguing 24 fucking
7  but others you act gay asf

Y/n
I would actually rather kms then let you guys
watch me play
I am not getting bullied for missing a ball

Isagi
Oh are you a goalie in soccer

Y/n
No I'm talking about volleyball dipshit
I'm a striker in soccer

Chigiri
Holy shit it just got better 🤯🤯

Kurona
FOR REAL???

Rin
Oh
Didn't expect that from you

Y/n
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

Bachira
Don't mind him y/n
We should all play soccer some time ^_^

Y/n
If we ever end up meeting we should do that
If you go easy on me cause I'm a girl I'll kick you in the nuts

Rin
She's talking to you @otoya

Otoya
HUH
Replying to: y/n; if you go easy...
WAIT WHAT 😟😟

Y/n

Read at 1:02 am

A/n
Idk what the fuck happened in this chapter tbh but it's finished now so 🤷‍♀️ sorry if there's spelling mistakes I wrote this in a car
Y/n plays sports 🤯🤯
New lord dropped guys
And thank you to @r1r1c0rd
For helping me decide the sport for this chapter cause I'm hella indecisive 😔😔