𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓼 | a bllk chatfic

11)

The conversation continued for another few hours. I quickly fell into place with the boys, as if I'd been there since they started blue lock

"Bro, how the heck does Bluetooth work" hot grocery store guy asked AGAIN, still haven't gotten his name

"Can you stop asking stupid ass questions when everything is silent, Invest in a phone, get google" pinky pie said, erm maybe it's not just grocery store guys name maybe it's EVERYONES (except for Isagi and Otoya but ya know)

"Wait no bro is kinda right though" I say shortly after thinking about his question "like the electrical lines or what?"

"No because then why would Bluetooth work sometimes when Wifi doesn't" the uhhh one with the black and yellow hair erm and acts too energetic for his own good says

"Okay you know what I'm done sick and tired of having to come up with nicknames in my head who are you all" a beat of silence followed by what could only be described as pure chaos followed

"HELPPP, how in the great googly moogly do you still not know our names" pinky pie with a braid said

"I gotta put me first, I refuse to call you pinky pie with a braid in my head one second longer" I say shaking my head. Side note, did bro really just say great googly moogly? Who is this geek?

"pinky pie with a braid is pure madness" Isagi says in between bursting out laughing

The one with the braid (pinky) begins to speak after he managed to calm himself down "I'm Kurona Ranze" my jaw may or may not drop

"KURONA? Was not expecting you to look so..girly(?) I'm not gonna lie to you bro" my voice was slightly muffled from my hand being over my mouth
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After many introductions later (cringe, never saying that again) they finally got to hot grocery store guy, and boy was I excited. Until I wasn't, at all. Not even a little

"Itoshi rin" those 2 words changed the entire course of my life, 'now that's a little dramatic don't you think' NO ITS NOT

"Shut the fucking front door" I'm sure my jaw had dislocated from how far it just dropped, are you kitten me right now?

"Isn't the point of that saying not to swear" who I now knew was chigiri said as he not so sneakily took food from the boy beside him's plate "shut the fuck up chigiri, don't talk to me while I grieve"

"What in all hell is going on right now" the boy on top of the table said, yes it was shido who else do you think would do stupid shit like that

"How could someone so hot be so ugly on the inside" as I speak (grieve), I put my hand on Nagi's shoulder. who had to be introduced by Reo because 'he was to lazy to think of his own name'

He quickly shook my hand off his shoulder I spoke up as I wiped a REAL tear from my eye "rin is..." I paused to clear my throat "hot grocery store guy"

Yet again chaos follows after my sentence, I heard multiple screams of agony (?)

"Guys be quiet, I'm having my midlife crisis" we're my next words, was that at all dramatic? No, no it was not

"You're 17?"

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After a few minutes I got up and left the cafeteria to try and somehow navigate my way to a bathroom in this HELL HOLE (pls get me a map ego)

After 10 straight minutes of walking, a concerningly large amount of time but nevertheless, I ran head first into a wall

'Holy shit I'm really just here to embarrass myself here aren't I, Ego is probably laughing at me through the camera's right now' I thought until the wall FUCKING MOVED