Bull shit X 2 {Prologue}

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"My name is Kusuo Saiki, and I have psychic superpowers."

"Sixteen years ago, an ordinary couple gave birth to an not so ordinary baby boy. I started talking when I was fourteen days old, without using my voice. I started walking when I was one month old...in the air. And at one year old, I ran my first errands."

"That's when my mom finally started to worry about me, i mean you would think after a year of this they would take me to get tested but my folks are kinda weird themselves. Not to even mention their laziness."

"So time rolled on. I became the person you 'see' now."

A boy with below yet close to average height is shown, he stands at 5'5 with short hot pink hair and stunning purple eyes that hide behind his green glasses, in his hair are light pink antennas. Overall not somebody you would see on your daily stroll with his eye catching appearance and all.

"Im a high school student, and I still have my psychic powers. I can bend spoons like any good psychic, and I can win any corporate giveaway I want. My life is a dream come true!"













"That is what you're thinking right? Well let me drop some truth bombs, bending spoons makes it harder to eat and winning free popsicles just leads to stomach aches. 'He's the happiest boy alive, that boy can have anything and do anything.' Well that's dead wrong! I'm the unhappiest boy alive, a boy who has nothing!"

" Telepathy, psychokinesis, x-ray vision, precognition, teleportation, clairvoyance, etc, etc, sure I could do all those things! But having powers like that also means having something taken away, there are some key experiences I missed out on. Hard work, the feeling of achievement, the thrill of being throw a surprise party, their both totally foreign to me. I mean I never get angry or sad but that means I get no joy or thrill in my life either."

"With all of these powers i don't want, you would think I wouldn't gain anymore, I mean have you seen the list?"

Kusuo Saiki's power list in ABC order!

Apport
Astral projection
Bilocation
Clairvoyance
Cryokinesis
Curse
Electokinesis
Flight/Levitation
Hydokinesis
Hypnosis
Invisibility
Mediumship
Memory alteration
Memory Supplementation
Mind control
Petrification
Precognition
Psychic hold
Psychokinesis/telekinesis
Psychometry
Pyrokinesis
Restoration
Size augmentation
Superstrength
Telepathy
Teleportation
Thoughtography
Time travel/Time leaps
Transformation (shape shifting)
X-ray

                 Plus more!

"With all those powers I can't possibly get more right? Wrong, one of the downsides to telepathy is that I can never turn it off though I can't read everyone's mind. For example, Nendo, a complete weirdo that nobody likes but for some reason likes me he's not a bad person, I mean I don't think he's a bad person..never mind he's terrible. I just can't read his mind. I've been stuck on thinking why I couldn't do this for a while but then it came to me, Nendo is a moron. But he's not the only creature that has a 'mind' that I can't read...bugs their so small I can't read their minds so I can't sense them before hand like I can with others. 'But how does any of this connect to you gaining more powers?'. Simple."

"I, Kusuo Saiki, was bitten by a radioactive spider, my senses were already heightened but now their even more sensitive. I can already sense things before they happen but now it's like X 2. I was able to stick to walls, and eventually shoot webs from my hand. When I told my parents about my new powers they told me to become a superhero. I thought it was stupid, I have psychic powers I don't need anymore powers. That spider should've bit Kaido instead."

"This time my mom wanted me to become a actual superhero so she made me a costume. It looked terrible. So she contacted my brother to make me this stuff instead, he surprisingly did it and made me a costume and web shooters. Though to be the asshole he is he denied my request to make sure my costume doesn't stick out."

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"Now you might be thinking 'Saiki, you hate being the center of attention, why would you ever agree to be such an eye catching figure?'. Ever since I got these new powers more weird stuff has been happening. Suddenly villains with powers of their own have popped out so obviously I have to save everyone but they always do their evil in the open. The only way I'll really be able to do anything is use my invisibility but if I get touched I'll become visible. I could use my teleportation but I have a cooldown every time I use it so the webs kinda help me get from place to place when I'm fighting. So I wear a costume and of course I sometimes use my psychic powers to, it's more practical."

"My parents even gave me a superhero name, Spider Man. And that's what the general public calls me now."

"From then on I've been the worlds one and only Spider Man. Sadly. I just hope nobody figures out my identity, *𝘚𝘪𝘨𝘩* what a pain."





















I've had this idea in my head for a while so ya hope ya enjoy

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