This is gonna be a KILLER time, isn't it? {Killer Sans}

It's just the start... =)

(Look at the description for the warnings. Oh, and Dust will be called Murder in this. No art belongs to me unless said otherwise. Artwork by xNzlian on Tumblr.)

{Killer Sans POV}

Everything is pitch black....there wasn't any sound, until.....

*BEEP*
*BEEP*
*BEEP*


I shot awake as the sound of my alarm blared into my 'ears'. I summoned a knife and stabbed the alarm clock....oops. Nightmare- I mean, boss is NOT gonna be happy about this...well, if he finds out, that is. He won't find out if I just hide it somehow or, well, fix it somehow? I don't even know anymore. Maybe i'll just ask Color later. Though, I should probably go downstairs soon. Horror doesn't like it when somebody's late to get food. What's his problem anyway? Did something happen to him or, I don't know, is it just a habit?

Ugh, I sound insane by talking to myself. I really should go downstairs though...I have to get ready for the day first. I stood up and walked over to my closet. I opened the closet doors and grabbed my white shorts and my black sweater. I took my plain grey shirt off and put on my black sweater before taking off my red shorts and putting on my white shorts. I walked into he bathroom and grabbed my toothpaste and toothbrush. I squeeze out a bit of the minty substance onto the toothbrush and began to brush my teeth. God, now i'm narrating myself, how stupid am I?....don't answer that.

After a minute or two I finished brushing my teeth. I set my toothpaste and my toothbrush aside as I grabbed my finger-less gloves and my jacket. I slipped my jacket on and put my finger-less gloves on. I grabbed a pair of plain white long socks and put those on. I sighed as I opened the door to my bedroom, only to be greeted by the same old black dim hallways as usual. I walked down the stairs calmly,knowing that it wouldn't make a difference whether or not I walked fast as fuck or slow as hell. Honestly, I don't get why Horror is insistent on having everyone eat. We're skeletons, why do we have to eat?

I mean, sure, we have to resupply our magic and all that but why not just eat when we absolutely have to? I really don't have an appetite right now and I doubt Horror will just let me go on with the day without eating something at the very least. I'd rather listen to music than deal with this bullshit today....Oh well.

I sighed and put on my normal facade before walking over to the kitchen. I leaned against the door frame. "Heya. What's for breakfast? It smells good." I said to Horror as I raised an 'eyebrow'. Horror rolled his eyes and responded with "Good morning to you too. I'm making chocolate pancakes. Is Murder or Cross awake yet?" I blinked. Hmm....That's honestly a really good question. "I don't know if they're awake or not. Why do you ask?" I asked Horror, to which he responded with "I'm almost done cooking breakfast. Can you go see if they're awake and if not could you wake them up?" I nodded.

I stopped leaning against the door frame and walked over to the staircase. I stopped smiling and sighed. Great. Just fucking fantastic. This is exactly what I needed at this exact moment....I'm just gonna borrow something from Horror real quick. I walked back over to the kitchen and grabbed a pot and a pan. "I'll give this back soon!" I said with a mischievous smile on my face before walking back over to the staircase before Horror could respond.

I walked up the stairs and thought about who I should bother first. Hmm.......Murder. 100% Murder. I mean, he'll most definitely try to dust me with his gaster-blasters but I don't really care right now. I walked to Murder's bedroom and quietly opened the door before walking over to his bed. I then put the pot and pan close to his non-existent ears and started banging the pot and pan together. Murder shot awake and screamed at me "WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL, KILLER?!" before summoning a gaster-blaster and aiming it at me. Worth it.

I ran out of his bedroom, laughing my non-existent ass off as he tried to blast me with his gaster-blaster. I then ran into Cross's bedroom and began to bang the pot and pan together which shot Cross awake too. I laughed as he glared at me. "Morning Crossy~ I was sent to wake you and the Murder bitch up. Horror is almost done making chocolate pancakes, so get your ass up and get ready." I said this with a smirk as Murder busted into Cross's bedroom.

"Good morning, you big asshole. Get ready. Horror's almost done making chocolate pancakes." I told Murder to which he responded by glaring at me and telling me "You're the only asshole here." before walking back to his room to get ready. I chuckled as I began walking back through the dimly lit hallways and back towards the staircase. I walked down the stairs and thought about stuff. Like how is today's day gonna go, is boss gonna give us another mission or will we have to train all day long again?

I sighed as I reached the bottom of the staircase....wait....I could've teleported this whole damn time.....oh, fuck this! I walked to the kitchen and put the pan and pot away before turning to Horror. "Hey, thanks for letting me borrow these, Crackhead." I said and Horror looked at me with a kinda sorta offended look. "Don't....call me that." I only shrugged in response to which he sighed at. I sat down at the table.

"Hey, where's boss? Is he still in bed or something?" I glanced at Horror as I asked him these questions. Horror decided to respond with "Boss is reading in the library. I'm not gonna go get him though. He said that he'll come later." I shrugged as I replied with a simple "Okay." I then glanced at the door as Cross and Murder came into the room looking slightly mad still. "Heya lazy bitches! You finally ready for food?" Their response was to glare at me....What the fuck did I do? All I did at this moment was say hey and ask them if they're ready to eat....

Who am I kidding? I know damn well what I did. I snickered as they took their seats. "Aw, c'mon now! Lighten up!" I said playfully to which they glared at me......again. I blinked. "Oh, c'mon! Don't tell me that you're still made from me waking you up this morning." I sounded a little annoyed as I said this. Cross responds with "YOU WOKE US UP BY BANGING A POT AND A PAN INTO OUR EARS!" I grinned. "What ears?"

......They look so disappointed that it's genuinely funny. I can't help myself. I busted out laughing. "Quit laughing, you sound like a dying horse." I glared a Murder for making that comment. "Fine. Whatever." I crossed my arms. I glanced at the door when I saw GoopyMcGoopster walk in the room. I grinned. "Good morning, boss!" jeez, he looks really tired. I wonder how long he's been up now....Oh well, it ain't my business.

Horror then walked over and put chocolate pancakes in front of everyone except for boss and instead put boss's plain black coffee in front of him. I blinked. Classic boss. I looked down at the chocolate pancakes and felt a little sick to my 'stomach'. I doubt that Horror will let me skip eating breakfast today...
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[Timeskip brought to you by: Broomie done with Ink's bullshit.]

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Ugh, I feel sick...I really shouldn't have eaten. Anyways, now the others and I are in boss's throne room. God, must he always be so extravagant? It gets annoying after awhile. Welp, I guess we're gonna see what we have to do today. "Alright, today you all will train more unless something happens or I change my mind. You are dismissed." .......So much for wanting to have a mission today... I sigh. Oh well. I might as well go ahead and go to the training room.

I walked to the training room while thinking about random things because yes. When I got to the training room I summoned a knife and glanced at the others. "Alright! Who's ready to train?" I grinned playfully as the others expressions made it clear that they were done with my bullshit but who cares? I don't. "c'mon now, we have to train. Boss said so." I said to them and Murder responded by saying "If boss jumped off a cliff, would you?"

I grinned and responded with "You know I would." To which Cross face palmed and said "Dumb. Dumb as hell." I shrugged. "C'mon, let's just train already." I said while seeming slightly annoyed. Murder sighed and said "Y'know what? I'll train with you and beat your ass up to get back at you for how you woke me up this morning." I grinned. "Ah, there's the asshole I know!"

Murder glared at me and said "Don't call me that." My grin widened. "Too late! Now, let's train!" My grip on the knife I summoned got tighter as I mentally prepared myself to train with Murder for the first time in awhile.

{WARNING: I've never written a battle type scene before so it'll probably be hilarious, horrible, or hilariously horrible.}

I grinned before sprinting towards Murder and trying to slash at him with my knife. Murder doges my attack and summons a gaster-blaster, trying to blast me with it. I dodge it just barely and summoned a bone attack to which Murder dodges and summons his own bone attack, firing it at me. I dodge it and summon multiple knifes, firing them at him to which he barely dodges.

After Murder dodges he summons multiple gaster-blasters to which I counter by also summoning multiple gaster-blasers. When the very bright beams of light hit each other it blinded Murder and I a little. I use this to my advantage to summon and throw a knife at him. The knife cuts Murder's cheek slightly. I smirked as I dodge a bone attack.

I was about to attack back at Murder when all of a sudden the octopus barges into the room and yells "There's been a change of plans. You all are going on a mission. I need you all to spread negativity in SurrealTale." I grinned. "You got it, boss!" I turned to the others. "C'mon, we have a mission to do."
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To be continued....=)
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Authors Note: Hello and thank you so much for reading my lame ass story! I was originally going to make this chapter longer and have the title be titled differently but I decided to leave you all off with a cliff hanger! Just for fun! Anyways, have a wonderful day/night! ;D