The Super Dooper Joke Book

Joke 50

Okay here we go. #50.

Don't break anyone's heart they only have one.
Break their bones they have 206. :)

PersonOne: OMG OMG OMG OMG
PersonTwo: What??
PersonOne: Jake asked me out!!!!
PersonTwo: OMG!! When?
PersonOne: JUST NOW!!! We have a date for February 30th!!!!
PersonTwo: Cas...There.....is no feb. 30th.

I've seriously been trying to come up with a Miley Cyrus joke. It's just not twerking.

LeBron better than Jordan? Ha! Yeah right. Holla at me when LeBron saves the Looney Tunes from an alien race.

If you ever get cold just stand in a corner. They're usually around 90 degrees.

Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible standards set by spongebob.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed over. The other guy whips out his phone and calls emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First let's make sure he's dead". First there's a silence and then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says, "Okay. Now what".