I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips
I used to eat alot of natural foods until I found out that most people die of natural causes
Every teenager: Theres going to be food. Okay, I'll go
A food pyramid and pizza are both triangular. Coincidence; I think not
There is no 'we' in 'food'
Most people are happy when their phone rings. I'm happy when the microwave beeps.
To vegetarians: My food poops on your food. Wait, my food eats your food. So, we eat you vegetarians.
It may seem like I'm in deep thought but 99% of the time I'm day dreaming about food
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The Super Dooper Joke Book
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