Hey babe, I think you're lacking so Vitamin me.
My love for you is like diarrhoea. I can't hold it in.
Is your body from McDonalds cause I'm loving it.
Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away.
Are you google? Cause you have everything I'm searching for.
Good thing I brought my library card cause I'm checking you out.
Hey baby on a scale of one to America how free are you tonight?
Are you a tower? Cause Eiffel for you.
I lost my number can I have yours?
Hey baby, you better call life alert cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
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The Super Dooper Joke Book
HumorJust a bunch of funny jokes that are not my own and I'm just sharing them. Hope they make you laugh!!