Jace's Exclusive Mango

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*Note: this is an exclusive scene where Jace makes out with his mango

Jace quickly ran to the basement of the building. He tripped over sever pieces of discarded wood and candles.
Jace: shhhhh baby i wont let them hurt you no more
The Mango listens
Jace: you are the best thing that has every happened to me
The Mango suddenly feels like Jace is on drugs
Jace: mhmmmm oh la la u are the sexiest thing ever
tHE MANGO IS FCKIN SCARED BC JACE WILL KISS IT
Jace: *brings the mango closer to his lips*
THE MANGO IS LOSING ITS SH*T
Jace: come over here babe
THE MANGO TRIES TO SHAKE
TRIES TO SPEAK
THERE'S NO USE
THE MANGO IS STUCK IN HIS GRIP
JUST ONE OPTION LEFT
OKAY YOU CAN DO THIS MANGO
Jace: *slobbers mango*
Mango: BLURHHGAHDS JACE HSJBDJHDJC IM UGSUHDU UR FATHER SGHSGUCGHS
Jace: NGYAHHHHHH WHAT THEHDHGWVDHHSBHBWHD CLARYYYYYY

Jace and The Mango hear footsteps.
Clary: WHAT DO U WANT NOW U BIG BABY
Jace: T-t-the m-mango said that i-it w-was...
Clary: *giggles*
Jace: DONT LAUGH AT ME
Clary: *giggles even more* PFFFTTTT WHAT DID THE MANGO SAY
Jace: it said that it was my father
Clary: BWAHAHAHHAHSGGHKSGYIEIGYCVHIDHGC *runs up the stairs and shouts to all the guests JACE SAID THE MANGO SAID THAT IT WAS HIS FATHER*

Jace and the Mango could hear laughter.
Jace: *stares at mango*
The Mango stares back even though it knows Jace wont see its eyes
Jace: does that make me part mango
Mango: I guess
Jace: *screams* VISHIFSYIFSYFIAIYFDIYSVIYZSXGHAGUIDSHIXB *runs upstairs while screaming like a girl*


IM LMAO AT MYSELF RN
JACE IS A MANGO
PLOT TWIST

I really didnt know what to write for this chapter
And y'all have been asking for a chapter where Jace makes out with a mango
Here u go
But
He made out with his father

Gross.
-XOXO Yanna

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