Soukoku One Shots 💞

Adultnapped- 🐥

New emoji!! 🐥 Means funny. Just funny. Sorry for being gone so long I swear I'll try and get better! But I think I found a name for y'all! You know when a YouTuber calls her/his subscribers 'Cupcakes' or something? I'm not famous or anything just a writer but I'm calling you all my ankles. Or my ankle biters! The ankle biters? I don't know. Someone also commented that the dots made it hard to comment so imma stop putting the dots in-between my paragraphs. But anyways this intro thing is too long so I'm going on with the story now! Enjoy! <<33

Background

So. In this Dazai for kidnapped by the Port Mafia and Chuuya got kidnapped by the Agency so in short, they switched places.

Warnings
Mori.

~Dazai's pov~

I woke up. Everything was dark but my eyes adjusted. I was in the Port Mafia basement. The same place where I shot at Akutagawa. Suddenly I heard footsteps. I turned to see Mori, walking down the steps. I nearly threw up at his face. I hated him with everything bone. Everything muscle, every nerve, every vein, everything in my body I hated him with.

"I see you have awakened?" Mori said, a grin plastered on is hideous face.

~Chuuya's pov~

I was standing in the middle of the Agency. I somehow ended up here. I was walking and suddenly the were tiger grabbed me and started to pull me. I think his name was sushi? No. Atuishi. No..it was Atsushi I think. Yea, Atsushi Nakajima. Anyway, hr started to pull me and said I was being 'kidnapped' even though I'm older than him.

~Dazai's pov~

"I don't know. Do I look awake to you?" I responded, not caring if I upset Mori or not. His disgusting face irritated me. He laughed his evil laugh and threw me some clothes.

"Put those on." He said.

~Chuuya's pov~

I was standing in the middle of the office area. Suddenly a long haired guy with his hair in a ponytail and glasses walked in. He handed me a change of clothes.

"Please change into these immediately." He said, not going to lie. It was hot how he spoke. But I walked to the bathroom and changed. Instead of my normal clothes that contained black pants, a gray/gray blue long vest, a black and orange coat, white collared button up shirt, my hat to show my loyalty to Mori, collar, gloves, and chest strap. I had a black turtle neck shirt, white short vest, a more decorative collar and hat, my usual gloves, and my normal black pants.

I like it but I liked my other outfit fashion wise. But this outfit is comfy. The black turtle neck feels like silk touching my skin and I love it. My other outfit is fairly scratchy.

~Dazai's pov~

Against my will I changed. Instead of my normal tan trench coat, black vest, bolo tie, white button up shirt, light beige pants, and bandages covering my neck and arms. I was wearing my outfit from my time in the Port Mafia before, when I was a teenager. I had black pants, black vest, black tie, white button up shirt, black coat, and additional bandages on my left eye.

None of this outfit has a significant meaning, I just thought it was cool. But now looking at it, I look emo. I'm surprised it even still fits me. Mori called me to his office, sadly, and against my will, I walked to his office. "What do you want!?" I nearly yelled as I walked through the door. Elise was on the ground drawing and Mori was in his chair waiting for me.

"Ah, yes, Dazai. I have a mission for yo-" before he finished speaking I cut him off.

"No." I stated with a blank expression. "What?" "I said no. I'm not going on the mission." I saw the anger on Mori's face as I said this. "You will not disobey me!" Mori yelled, causing a smirk to spread across my face. "Have you ever wondered the best way to slit a person's throat?" The color from Mori's face drained. "Ooo he scares you~" Elise said to Mori and he nervously laughed. "You're dismissed Dazai." "Yea, that's what I thought." I walked out of his office.

~Chuuya's pov~

I walked to the doctor girl with purple hair, I think her name is Yosano or something? She has a butterfly clip that in my opinion would be annoying to wear as it looks heavy. "Hey. Where is the exit?" I asked

"Ah, Nakahara! I'm not supposed to let you leave quite yet. The president wants you to go on a mission for us since you have an ability that'll be great for it. After that we'll allow you to leave!" She exclaimed in a happy manner. I sighed and nodded, going to this old male with green clothes, whome I assume is the president. "What's the mission?" I asked curiously, also just wanting to get it over with.

"Well the guy we need to arrest has the ability to make him fly. Dazai would be good but he's currently missing and you can manipulate his gravity." The president said, explaining what needs to happen. It sounded easy enough even though the mention of Dazai nearly killed me. I just went to the mission site. The mission was fairly easy. All I had to do was increase the person's density, not allowing him to move and I shot him. I then returned back to the agency and they got mad at me for killing the guy, but I don't remember them specifying that the guy had to be alive while getting arrested. Dazai then walked into the office.

"CHIBI!? Wait- what are you doing here!?" He exclaimed and I clenched my fists. "You shitty Mackeral! I had to do a mission because you were missing! Where were you anyways!?" I yelled at him and Dazai's face lit up with a giggle. God damnit he was so cute, yet so fucking annoying! "Mori kidnapped me but then he released me. I don't know why! I'm a pleasure to be around! But I'm thankful I don't have to see his ugly face anymore." "Stupid Mackeral." I grumbled and kissed his cheek before leaving.

~Dazai's pov~

I softly blushed when Chuuya kissed my cheek but then grumbled as well, acting mad. I looked at the members of the agency, everyone, besides Ranpo and Fukuzawa, looked flabbergasted. Yosano handed Ranpo $20 and muttered something.

HIIIIII sorry for taking so long to post again! I found out in the middle of writing this my mom got fired from her job and she's moving to a different state and I have to choose her or my dad so I won't be posting as much as I'd like to-😔 anyways I hoped you liked this!! I'm finishing this at like 4:20am 😒 I also had to restart in the middle because I accidentally forgot to save it when I exited out so there's that 🥰 anyways bye my little ankle biters hope you enjoyed! Love y'all!! 😋 Words: 1,200.