Flirting with Hyperdeath

Chapter 1: Something new

As Frisk landed ungracefully onto the flower patch, as he always did, he stood up and stretched.

He had that determined glint in his eye. He was most likely going to hyper fixate on one singular goal

Once he was done stretching, he walked down the hallway where he was, as usual, greeted by Flowey. Only this time, he brought a shovel from home

"Howdy! I'm Flowey" Flowey looked up at Frisk, and noticed the red glow in his eyes, and the shovel in his hand. he was a little intimidated at the sight, but before another word was able to be said... "HEY! WATCH IT YOU BRAT-! PUT ME DOWN"

Frisk silently giggled at the sight of Flowey in a pot

"PUT ME DOWN OR ILL KILL YOU"

Frisk simply carried him around like he owned Flowey. defeated, Flowey just stayed in the pot, unable to do literally anything about it.

Frisk did the first two puzzles, and stumbled upon Toriel, who dropped her watering can at the sight of Frisk

Toriel checked on Frisk all over, and then sighed. "Are you hurt anywhere else?"

Frisk shook his head.

Toriel stood up and dusted herself off, admiring what little independence the human has shown her already. Hell, he already made a friend by the looks of it.

"How long did it take you to do those puzzles?" Toriel asked

Frisk thought for a minute, before holding up two fingers.

Toriel seemed impressed. "minutes, I assume?"

Frisk nodded.

"There's another lesson you need to learn, however. Living in the underground, some monsters may attack you..." Toriel went on to explain to Frisk to talk to his enemies, rather than to fight them. Frisk handed Toriel the flower pot. Flowey dared not lash out while Toriel was around.

Frisk walked up to the dummy and kissed its cheek. It was so flattered that it did literally nothing. What did you expect? It's a dummy

"Oh- well... There is a puzzle in this next room..." Toriel contemplated something

Frisk took Flowey back, and followed Toriel, when he was jumped by a froggit.

Frisk simply patted it's head. It hopped away, as it understood the gesture.

Toriel said nothing.

Frisk walked past her and started doing the spike puzzle

"Hey wait! this puzzle is... dangerous... Oh... You already got it..." Toriel scratched her head.

Frisk nodded. He always wanted to do that in front of Toriel.

"I would normally test your independence at this point, but... it's clear to me that you can handle yourself just fine on your own." Toriel handed Frisk a phone. "Call me if you need any help. I have errands to run."

Toriel walked off, confident in Frisk's abilities.

"Did you really just do that?" Flowey asked. "Normally, she can't seem to let you go for even a second."

Frisk just stood there.

"Oh, right. You don't talk. This is going to be so fun." he said, sarcastically. "So what do you plan to do? carry me this entire time? You know who sets up your entire adventure, right? ME. (and papyrus) BUT MOSTLY ME. How do you expect to get your happy ending if you won't let me go?!"

Frisk cleared his throat. "First of all-" Frisk started coughing. His voice didn't exactly sound like Flowey thought it would at all. Instead, it was dry and it sounded like it hurt to speak. it made sense why Frisk would only whisper, when the occasion called for it. Mostly sign language, though.

"If you die right now and leave me in this pot, you'll be even more dead to me." Flowey said, before realizing and rolling his eyes "Dont laugh at that, it wasn't funny."

Frisk took a lozenge from his bag. He's okay. He set Flowey down and began speaking in sign language.

"Hey, genius? I can't understand you." Flowey said

Frisk frowned, and picked Flowey back up.

Flowey grumbled "Not that I would really care what you were saying anyways..."

Frisk kissed Flowey's cheek after hearing him say that. He knew that would piss him off. Blushing, Flowey bit Frisk's neck, causing it to bleed a lot. Realizing what he had done, he started healing Frisk again.

Frisk gave him a smug look as his wound began to close.

"Yeah, yeah. I'm only doing this so I'm not stuck in this stupid pot after you die." Flowey said. "And wipe that grin of your face before I do it again."

Frisk out a name tag on Flowey's pot. on it, he wrote "Warning: He bites." and kept walking.

"If you're going to keep me in this pot, can you at least give me a break? I feel cramped."

Frisk gently set Flowey on the ground.

Flowey had every chance to escape here, but didn't. He was more interested in seeing what Frisk had planned this time

Frisk just stretched and pulled a water bottle from his bag

"Okay, what all do you even have in that bag anyways?!"

Frisk pulled out bottles of water, a lot of candy, a pack of stickers and bandages.

Flowey looked Frisk up and down. clearly, he had a few questions he had never really got the chance to ask.

"How old are you?"

Frisk looked down at him with a hand on his hip, as if to say 'why do YOU need to know?'

After a few moment of silence, Frisk opened and closed both hands, before opening his right hand fully and holding up his index finger on his left.

"Why do you always flirt with everyone?" Flowey asked.

Frisk looked at his hands and then frowned at Flowey. He can only really answer yes or no questions, and ones that involve numbers.

"Right... How many times do you plan on resetting from now on?"

Frisk held up his hands, but no fingers. This is his last reset that he plans on doing

"What do you plan on doing with me?"

Frisk didn't even do anything. he just sat back and started to relax.

Flowey realized he can't really ask that many questions.

Frisk put Flowey back in his pot and leaned up against the pillar.

"If you fall asleep right now, I swear-"

Frisk was already asleep, holding Flowey's pot tightly

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Author's notes

SO WHAT if I'm back? who says that YOU dictate my schedule? (i missed you guys a whole lot.)

Frisk x Asriel, huh? How exciting and original! ill make sure to spare you the details of boringly walking through the underground and save you the torture of Flowey being a broken record saying "Ill kill you!" so i can reference them later.

im also keeping each chapter extremely short.

you can think xKozyWozyx for the lovely title that has nothing to do with the story