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Max and I stood behind the kitchen counter with two mixing bowls making two batches of cupcakes for the diner.
"How's that hangover treating ya?" Max asked with a smirk.
I sighed.
"Don't remind me." I said.
She laughed obnoxiously.
"I wouldn't talk like that to someone you called mommy." She said.
I DID WHAT
OMG NO EW
"I said what?! I said that?!" I said.
She smirked.
"Don't worry about it, it was kinda hot." She said.
Caroline woke up.
"Morning Caroline." I said. She smiled.
"Good morning!" She said cheerfully.
"I don't see how you're a morning person, it amazes me." Max said.
"I think it's cute, like how Oleg and Sophie ask me if they can have sex in the diner since I reported their asses." I said.
"It's nothing like that." Max said.
I shrugged as I poured the cupcake mix into my baking pan.
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*at the diner*
I walk away angrily from table 2 to the counter where Max and Caroline stood.
"Guys I need help." I said.
"Love help?" Oleg asked.
"Financial help?" Caroline asked.
"Emotional help?" Han and Earl asked.
"Help hiding a body?" Max asked.
We all started at her in shock.
"Wot?" She asked.
"No, no, no, and maybe." I said.
"Why what's wrong?" Caroline asked.
"The bitches at table 2 left a fifty dollar check, a $1.47 tip. FORTY SEVEN CENTS?! UH I WASNT AWARE THEY WERE STILL MAKING PENNIES!" I said.
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Drunk in love (Max Black X OC/ 2 Broke Girls)
FanficI wrote this bc I have the FATTEST CRUSH on Max Black from 2 broke girls (bc who doesn't?) and there are very few wlw fanfics abt my beloved
