Stupid Jokes

Intro

Hi! I think I'm funny,......so I decided to make a book that will make you smile......a-and..laugh. I hope so. ENJOY!......Ah, yes!

No, we don't know each other, but I know that once you fell and got hurt and then went to your mom, she applied an antiseptic solution. I know because I have also fallen many times.Ohhh ssssss it really hurts.

*puts my hand on your shoulder*

So, now if we are friends and we know about each other, and you have also followed me.
You: Oh, wait, I haven't followed you.
Me *steps away from you*: Who... are you?