Jonathan was just a normal (slightly apathetic/psychopathic)kid, until he gets a life changing letter. What will he do when he learns that he must go to Hogwarts? And what will happen when he meets Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy, and Hermio...
I never claimed to be a good person. I never wanted to be bad though. I just thought that I could just be a neutral chaotic presence. I always wanted to just wreak havoc. But I never kill people. That's the one thing I don't do. Unless they really deserve it.
I love chaos, I love a little disorder. I love a good burglary from time to time. And when I'm behind it it gives me thrills. Don't get me wrong, I do have morals. Sort of. I'm not going to do that stupid thing that some people do where I'm like: "I'm a monster! I need to protect society from myself." No that's not me at all. Instead I say: "well, I'm a monster I guess. I don't really care, but if you have a problem with me, fuck yourself." Then I shrug it off and go about my day. I'm not normal... but I should hurry up and tell you the story before you lose interest like I probably would have by now...so without further ado, I will begin.
It was a dark and stormy night. (Somewhere in the world.) But where I was was we had a clear blue sky. The sun shone and warmed me. I sat on my lawn, half asleep, when an owl flew towards me. This puzzled me, as owls are nocturnal. The owl dropped something next to me. At first I thought: "did that owl seriously puke next to me? That's fucking rude." But it wasn't a mouse. It was a letter.
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It was... weird. I don't understand what just happened, but my life has taught me not to question the strange things. So I decided to just go with the flow. I mean, it's not like an evil guy with no nose would wreck my school year or anything crazy like that.
I ripped up the letter, and tossed it into the wind hoping to litter as widely as possible. I walked back to my house, and went to bed. So what if it was midday?
I hope you liked my new book. This is a collab between me, and another Wattpad user: FawfulTheBeanish
