I get up from my resting time and pick up my phone. I see the first bae on my contact list: Joey Graceffinessfa, but that's when I realized I watched his video and he kissed someone else and HE WAS CHEATING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I decided to call him and tell him off. This is exactly how it went:
(Miranda) "Hello, Joey?ANSWER ME!
(Joey)"Hey, Miranda, what's up?"
(Miranda)"What's up? What's UP? You should know what's up! You CHEATED on me!!!!!!"
(Joey)"Yeah, Miranda, but that was just for my vi--"
(Miranda)"I DON'T CARE! THIS RELATIONSHIP IS O-V-I-R, OVER! Goodbye!"
After I told Joey off I went and looked on my list to see who the next bae I was gonna call was: Tyler Oakley, so I called him up and said good morning and forced him to say sweet stuff to me and about my outfit, and lips, and hair even though he couldn't see me through the phone. Then I did this to all of my other bae's until my list was all gone. (Aka: Tyler, Ricky, Flula, Joey, Joshua, lohanthony, etc...)
So as most of you can see calling my bae's can sometimes be hard. Lick how one of them can CHEAT ON ME!!!! JOEY! So yeah, again, a hard life.
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Miranda Sings: A Hard Life
FanfictionThis is the hard life of Miranda Sings off-camera. Just try when you're reading this to picture yourself in Miranda's shoes and read it in her voice. (Spelling errors are there for a reason.) Enjoy :)
