A Homo? Oh No |Juzosuke One-Shots|

|No More Blood| (Yandere AU)

[A/N: I think yandere aus are really interesting but I do think they tend to be really poorly handled so I'm trying to avoid seeming like I'm trying to romanticize it because yanderes are extremely problematic and I think they need to be written with a lot more care and consideration. I tried to write it as more problematic than the media portrays it so I hope this isn't too bad.]

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"Kyosuke, I love you but you can't keep doing this." The green haired man frowned at how casually his silver haired companion cleaned the blood off his katana. Juzo had no problem beating the crap out of other people if the person proved to be a problem, but his lover on the other hand... would go way overboard, even for the smallest reasons. Kyosuke would go to lengths not even Juzo would go to.

And right now, someone's else's blood was being washed down their sink and Juzo couldn't be certain if the person that the blood had belonged to was still alive.

"What's the issue? I fail to understand." The silver haired male replied. He slid the now clean katana back into it's sheath. The green haired male sighed. It never seemed that Kyosuke would ever understand.

"You can't keep stabbing and killing people just because they piss you off." Juzo responded bitterly. He really truly did love Kyosuke but this behavior was a pain in the ass to deal with. He wished Kyosuke would just finally get it and stop it.

"I'm not stabbing people because they piss me off. I'm stabbing them because they are a threat to you. I'm doing you a favor, darling." Kyosuke couldn't understand why Juzo was worked up over a little bit of blood.

"You're stabbing people who are just staring at me or harmlessly flirting. I'm not saying you shouldn't tell them to back off but stabbing people for that is a bit overboard." Juzo hissed. He would do anything for Kyosuke but he knew that he couldn't just let his lover inflict serious injury on people for no reason. The silver haired man turned to look at him.

"I can't let anyone else think they even have a chance. What if they become convinced that you were meant to be theirs? What if they take advantage of you? What if they stalk you? I can't allow that. They should know better than to flirt with you, I'm simply teaching them to be better." Kyosuke had a scary expression on his face. Juzo sighed.

"I always tell them I'm not interested and that I already have a partner. I can handle it. If worst comes to worst, I can always punch em. You weren't like this in the beginning and this is a problem." Juzo wasn't sure if he could even convince Kyosuke to stop at this point and it was starting to scare him. This behavior wasn't healthy.

"When I let you take care of it, they always kept pushing. Saying things about how I don't have to know or that you'd change your mind. I know you'd never give in, I just don't want them to harass you like that. I don't think you should have to deal with it because you deserve better than having to take care of scum like that. So that's why I take care of it and make sure they'll never be a problem to you again." The silver haired male explained, his tone now softer than it was before. His icy blue eyes darted to the floor as he came to the realization that his actions were starting to scare his partner. Sure, he was irrational, but he wasn't stupid.

"Kyo, I appreciate your concern but you can't do things like that. Just tell people to fuck off if they annoy you, kay? If they won't fuck off, just punch em." Juzo hadn't used that nickname in a while. This matter was really getting on his nerves, but it's not like he could ever bring himself to yell at the only person he ever loved, even though said person turned out to be a psychopath.

"Stabbing is easier."

"Please, Kyosuke? This is the only thing I'm ever begging of you. Please just stop with the stabbing and killing. I won't ask anything else of you, I promise." Juzo begged. He never felt the need to ask anything else of his partner, after all, he loved his partner with all of his heart and would do anything to make him happy but there was no way he could just let this continue. He really didn't want to have to break up but he'd do it if he absolutely had to.

"I just want to make sure they won't be a problem again..." Kyosuke was hesistant to agree.

"This is the one thing I want from you. Please for fuck's sake stop resorting to stabbing people. I can handle any other problems but I don't know if I can handle this kind of shit much longer. I don't want to leave you but I might have to if this continues. Can you please just do this one thing for me?" Juzo begged further. It really stung to have to threaten to leave his lover but what other choice did he have? He couldn't just date someone who refused to stop killing people. It tore at his heart because he really loved Kyosuke but hated this one thing that Kyosuke had a horrible habit of.

Kyosuke's puzzled expression twisted into one of shock as he was given the ultimatum. Juzo had never ever threatened to leave. Kyosuke knew Juzo would never want to but he could tell just by the way that his partner spoke that his partner was serious.

"...Fine. I won't stab anyone else. I promise not to stab anyone else. Just don't leave me. If you leave me then I'll kill you." The silver haired male hesitantly agreed, but not without a threat of his own. Juzo paid no mind to the threat. Despite the fact that it was a red flag, Juzo brushed it off. He would gladly die for Kyosuke anyway.

"I'm okay with that, just as long as you stop with this habit of yours. I never want to leave you but I can't just let this get out of control. As long as you don't do it again, I'll never leave you, I promise." Juzo replied. Kyosuke put the katana in it's proper place before sitting down beside Juzo and wrapping his arms tightly around him.

"Can I at least slap people who flirt with you?" Kyosuke asked after a brief moment of silence.

"That's fine." Juzo allowed it. He wasn't exactly bothered by the thought of Kyosuke bitch slapping someone. In fact, the thought slightly amused him. Just as long as it wasn't murder or serious injuries, it was fine by him.

Kyosuke grinned, clearly pleased with this answer. He clung tightly to his partner, with his arms tightly latched around the other's neck.

"Be thankful that I love you this much because things would have gone much differently if I didn't adore you this much." Juzo muttered, running his fingers through Kyosuke's hair. It was strange how the man he loved so much could go from wanting to murder someone and washing blood off a katana to adorable and cuddly within a matter of seconds.

"How so?" Kyosuke raised an eyebrow.

"You'd be wasting your life away in a cell if I didn't love you this much." Juzo answered. Kyosuke just never seemed to understand the severity of his actions and that murder was in fact, wrong and very much illegal.

"If I were arrested and locked away, would you go off with someone else...?" Kyosuke asked.

"I don't think so... I mean I've liked other guys in the past but never as much as I liked you after I started having feelings for you. I don't think I could ever date another guy after dating you. I could never love anyone else as much as I love you. You're too talented and cute for me to ever fall for another guy, even if you were locked away." Juzo replied.

"You're... not just saying that to make me feel better? I mean... I already promised to not hurt anyone else... do you not trust me to keep my word?" Kyosuke worried that Juzo didn't trust him, though he couldn't exactly blame Juzo for being worried. He was, after all, the very jealous type. Considering what he had done in the past, it wasn't unexpected for the thought to pop into Juzo's mind that Kyosuke might stab any man who flirts with him out of fear that he'd no longer love Kyosuke. Truth be told, Kyosuke probably would if he hadn't promised to Juzo not to hurt anyone else. Kyosuke felt that his promises to Juzo were far more significant than anything else and if it meant making Juzo happy, he'd suffice with giving those people scary glares instead of murdering those who dared flirt with his significant other.

"No I do, I trust you. If you were locked away and I had to break up, I'd probably give up on love or try it just briefly only to realize I could never love someone else so much. I don't think I could ever have a long term relationship with anyone else, only you."

"So you'll always be mine then?'

"Of course. If you were anyone else I would've run for the damn hills." Juzo sighed. In spite of Kyosuke's major flaw, he still loved him.