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𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝐃𝐌𝐬
𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐣𝐚𝐡 𝐇𝐞𝐰𝐬𝐨𝐧 | @𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐡𝐞𝐰𝐬𝐨𝐧

𝐋𝐨𝐮 : hello Elijah Bob
Patricius Guggi Q Hewson

𝐄𝐥𝐢 : hello Lou Eve
Maddie Fitzgerald
𝐄𝐥𝐢 : apologising?

𝐋𝐨𝐮 : no never
𝐋𝐨𝐮 : just heard bono
was renting out his apartment
𝐋𝐨𝐮 : wanted to know if i could
have his number

𝐄𝐥𝐢 : 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐭
𝐄𝐥𝐢 : only because of Josh

𝐋𝐨𝐮 𝐅𝐢𝐭𝐳𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐝 | @𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐨𝐮
just tricked Elijah into giving bonos number men are so stupid

𝐕𝐢𝐯𝐢 𝐅𝐢𝐭𝐳𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐝 | @𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐳𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐝
you're dating a man how are they stupid
𝐋𝐨𝐮 𝐅𝐢𝐭𝐳𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐝 | @𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐨𝐮
josh is smart Elijah is not

𝐆𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐛𝐲
𝐋𝐨𝐮, 𝐌𝐚𝐞, 𝐓𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲, 𝐕𝐢𝐯

𝐕𝐢𝐯 : so lets get this right
you moved to dublin for
some wee lad but you and
his mate don't get on and your
also renting an apartment of
bono @𝐥𝐨𝐮

𝐋𝐨𝐮 : yeah pretty much
I think that's everything

𝐌𝐚𝐞 : I would never
move for a lad

𝐓𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲 : are you sure
about that Mae Mae
𝐓𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲 : aren't you in
England right now for your
boyfriend

𝐕𝐢𝐯 : yeah Mae

𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐛
𝐋𝐨𝐮, 𝐋𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐞, 𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞, 𝐀𝐯𝐢𝐬, 𝐉𝐨𝐬𝐡, 𝐄𝐥𝐢, 𝐑𝐲𝐚𝐧, 𝐁𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐲, 𝐈𝐯𝐲 & 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐚

𝐋𝐨𝐮 : did you know theres
enough people in this group
to start a religion
𝐋𝐨𝐮 : I think we should name
our religion after me

𝐄𝐥𝐢 : of course you think
we should name it after you
𝐄𝐥𝐢 : stupid bitch renting
an apartment off my dad

𝐉𝐨𝐬𝐡 : stop arguing ffs

𝐉𝐉

𝐉𝐉 : Lou you and Eli just
need to make up already
I'm sick of my girlfriend
and friend arguing

𝐋𝐨𝐮 : well I'm sorry that hes
an absolute dick to me

𝐉𝐉 : yes but it doesn't mean
that you two constantly need
to be arguing

𝐋𝐨𝐮 : Josh it's me or him

𝐉𝐉 : I love you
𝐉𝐉 : but at the end of the day
he's in the same band as me

𝐋𝐨𝐮 : well then that's it isnt it

𝐉𝐉 : Lou I'm sorry
𝐋𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐉𝐉
𝐉𝐉 : Lou?
𝐌𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝