Sidemen Preferences & One-Shots [Discontinued]

Sidemen OneShot *4k Reads Special*

Raya's P.O.V

People would call it a dream to live with YouTubers, especially to live with the Sidemen. But I wouldn't.

I was currently sat in our garden with egg dripping down my face, sour cream on my shirt, and orange juice in my hair. This particular situation was courtesy to a challenge they have running, called the Sidemen Patience Test.

"Fuck's sake JJ." I mumble under my breath, as he cracks yet another egg onto my head. I only grimace at the disgusting feeling, earning a impregnating laugh from Ethan, and giggles from the others. Their next shot at me is wet bread. Let me tell you a little thing about wet bread.

Wet bread for me, is the equivalent of, say, shitting and vomiting simultaneously while receiving a slap with 3 year old ham is for you. Ever since I was a child, I have had a very, and I mean very, responsive gag reflex. The guys often use this to their advantage. I feel somebody slap the wet bread to my forehead (who I am assuming is Josh, the happy slapper), and stifle back a gag.

"It's not working fam." I hear Simon pipe up.

"It's definitely fucking working!" I shout in between gags. This earns me yet another round of laughter from my 'killers'.

An hour later, and the guys haven't managed to crack me (much to their dismay). Their last resort is to attempt to RKO me. They chose Vik, for some odd reason. Before he has the chance to actually RKO me, I leap from my chair, and tackle him to the ground. Yes, I did forfeit the challenge, but did I go out in style? You can bet any damn that I did.

I end my video, and actually look at myself in the raw footage. I have a lovely eggshell hair piece, orange hair and ketchup foundation. Guess who's going to be smelling for weeks.

I persuade Harry to bring the equipment inside, as I go and take a well-deserved shower. After this steaming and relaxing shower, I am once again stolen to film another video. This one involves Vik attempting the Ghost Chili Pepper Challenge. Good luck to him, I say.

"Hey guys it's me, Vikkstar123, and today, I'm here with the rest of the Sidemen + Raya and I'm attempting the Ghost Chili Pepper Challenge. Dear god, alright, here we go." He says, before biting down on the chili, eating the entire thing in one bite.

"You just made the worst mistake of your life." I comment, Harry laughing in agreement. We were the only two who had done the challenge so far.

"Oh my fucking god. OH, MY, FUCKING, GOD!" He screeches, and we all burst into laughter. We all gathered that the heat had only just hit him. Josh gave him the carton of milk, of which he immediately gulped down.

I grab Vik's second camera, that was laying on the kitchen island, to record a different angle. I reach into the freezer, and grab the chocolate ice cream container. I throw it onto the counter in front of him, and as I reach behind my back to grab a spoon, Vik scrambles for the container and opens it. You can guess what happened next. He scoops out the cold food and savours the relief it gives him.

By this point, every mouth in the house (apart from Vik's, of course) is releasing happy and loud laughter.

He finishes the challenge in his room, the milk and ice cream still by his side as he edits. I capture this last footage, and hand his camera back to him.

"Thanks Ray" he says, and I fall back onto his bed.

"No prob, currystar." I reply, with a giggle. He only sighs.

"You know, you doing the chili challenge made me remember of when I did it." I flash him a cheeky smile.

Flashback

My mouth was still burning, even after 20 minutes of ice cream and milk. I looked up to the Sidemen, my eyes flickering from each of them, and lingering on Vik. It was no secret that I liked him, he was the only one who didn't know. I finally looked directly into the camera, and quietly mumbled something along the lines of "I'm in so much pain.". The latter earns me a wall-shaking amount of laughter.

Hours later, I had finally recovered from the hotness of the pepper. I was sat at my desk editing the footage, picking out the funniest sections and cutting the boring ones.

"You could say that that challenge was... hot 'n' spicy."

"Shut the fuck up Vik" I say with a giggle, forcing my eyes to meet his. I stand, with my hands by my sides. He steps closer to me, and grabs my hands. I blush a tomato red, and he is still trying to look me directly in the eyes (I had turned away to hide my face, hide that I loved the man in front of me).

"Your beautiful, you know that?" I blush even more "Your funny, charismatic, kind, the list goes on. I like you, okay? More than like. Like, like like." He finishes, and I muster up the courage to look Vik in the eyes. His brown, nearly all black, orbs are filled with genuine sparkle. He leans in, and so do I. Our lips crash together as I wrap my arms around his neck, and his snake around my waist. We hold each other in a lovers' embrace, not really wanting to let go.

We finally pull apart, the sparks still flying. I smile into his eyes. He says to me:

"So, we're a thing, I guess?"

I pull him in for another kiss, and that answers his question.

End of Flashback

"That was the best day of my life, you know. Actually getting to call the most beautiful girl in the world my girlfriend." He lovingly says.

"Yeah, we all make mistakes." I joke. He looks me in the eye, winks at me, and tackles me onto the bed. He is lying on top of me, only his arms supporting his weight.

"It's a good thing the guys went out for Nando's, eh?" He says, a low growl escaping his throat.

And that night, I made love to Vik, the love of my life.

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