Dating Simon

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Simon is the kind of guy to make a joke out of everything, sometimes taking it too far but he usually knows when to stop. The love you guys have is literally inseparable, you never spend more than a week away from each other. You go to all the conventions and the fans are used to you, at least they should be after 2 years. Some of the songs that you regularly rock out to are pretty weird, to say the least. You have become a big fan of Ninja Sex Party since the start of your new found love for dancing.

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Funny story time with Swagstar123!!

I was at the pub with my dad (as Brits do) and my best friend (who is basically a sister to me) was there. Basically, we were bantering with a few members of her family and a friend and then suddenly, she leans over to hit her brother or something and nudges the table really hard. This resulted in beer spilling ALL OVER ME and NO ONE ELSE GOT BEER SPILLED ON THEM!! Like, whyyyyyyyyyy.

Let's just say I had a really cold knee for like 2 hours. Comment if you'd like to see me somehow work this embarrassment into a one-shot!


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