Buzz lightyear x Shrek

The beginning of a tale far far away

It was another day at the office as per usual, my superior commander Nebula and I were assigned to delegate the duties of preserving good against the evil (The evil emperor Zerg). An army of robotic hornets
Appeared in brain pods that had likely derived from Zergs deardnought, luckily we weren't near moph (buzzs planet) instead the mission for us was to decend from moph, out to the edge of the gamma qudandant of sector 2, which was not attainable within our reach, because of threatening heat pressures against the Star Crusiers 42 engine. However they came across us first, sinister beams of light strick and striped the ships payload system as we were located above it in the guidance system, I had a burning sensation in my chest that we weren't gonna make it. I turned to my superior Nebula as she looked at me with concern.

"Were not gonna make it" she said.
"Your right I won't, but you will", I said back to her.
I fled to the back of the ship, in seek of assistance to find away out, Buzz, noo, she cried out. I had an idea *PING*💡, a horrible that is. I went to the shuttle launch to open the hatch, I pressed the button knowing this was a terrible idea, Nebula, I said looking back at her, BUZZ she said. I raised my hand against my nasal, saluting to her, my brilliant superior officer. I stood tall and puffed up my chest as I said my last words to her, TO INFINITY AND BEYOND. BUZZ NOOO, SHE HOWLED. I LEAP OUT OF THE SHIP WITH MY OXYGEN helmet secured as I sore across the gamma qudandant. (What a bitch he left her to defend herself) I knew it was the right thing to do, she will have to retreat back to moph, at least she will be safe.

However I can only make it back if a ship picks me up I'll have to make a pit stop somewhere, looking at my location sector im in sector 4 with three planets in reach, Aureon, Dulco( locating of a large remote swamp, far far away yk) or Dillard, my closest choice was Dulco. My location and lazar lost control, when I reached a new sector system, so I had to reach the closest planet on my own. I came within reach of Dulco, I was thrilled, my wings engine was out of fuel therefore I had to walk on foot. I came to the surface of the planet, scanning the perimeter for any signs of suspicious existence. I looked around the area and noticed how different this place was. Not a sign of human or alien contact, however I am in a remote area, I made my ahead having no clue of where or what I was gonna ran into. I was need of assistance to know where I was,

Whether or not if I was in Aureon or Dulco, I also needed fuel for my location and lazer sector, however I could still attack with my 32 blaster ( a gun 🔫 PEWW). I continued my journey to seek help, and to find my way home. I knew from here or out I had been walking for a good 3 to 4 hours, when all of a sudden I see strong beams of light which was either light itself or fire, I made my way over to the light that was peaking my interest, soon to find out that it was a small village with wild villages with pitchforks and torches set on fire, I ask the villages if everything was okay, A man replied in terror, OGRES ARE AROUND THESE PARTS SIR, WERE ON THE HUNT, ogres? I replied. YES, he replied. Right I'm sorry to interpret your fury against the orges, I replied since I didn't know what they were and speculations were made by these villages that he was bad as was my enemy ZERG.

Then I thought about bringing he down alone because it's what I do best. Not knowing about this area I could tell what ways we're shortcuts, I stayed hidden from the villages as they were on the same course as me, I came across a trail that directed me in two directions with a sign that said ORGE BEWERE, pointing to the right, I know this might be stupid but I turned it to the left, yes I know they can't be that stupid or could they be??? So I did, I took a right turn and waited for a bit along the track and I heard them coming closer, and sure enough they took a left. I didn't know how long it was gonna hold them off but they were off my trail for now, therefore no interference with me and this orge, I wanted to know why he's causing havoc for these villages and I will be the one to get to the bottom of this.

After an hour it was 4pm, I felt exhausted however I came across a swamp with many beware signs and a house that was underneath a trees roots which was quite unique, I thought how could someone sound so disruptive yet live somewhere peaceful, I walked up quietly, I read the signs but it didn't feel right, I knew the orge must of put them up but surely he wasn't that bad honestly, his property was honestly beautiful. It almost felt as if the villages were disruptive, but I didn't know, I also forgot to seek help about my location and to fix my star command lazer. I knocked on the door, I didn't know if I should've asked about the villages or for the orge to help, even know I don't know what it is. Then I thought about it, I guess I should be a bit polite its the least I come do for it since, villages are up his ass. The door opened, I saw a sight I'd never seen before, either did the orge.