As m/n was carrying the sleeping body of caelus he ran into a guy and a girl
"Did you killed that boy?!" The girl screamed
"What the-! Why makes you assume that?!" M/n screamed back
"March 7th he is just unconscious" the boy said
"Well iam sorry I thought we had a murderer on the ship Dan Heng!" March yelled as Dan Heng sigh
"Well can you help me wake this kid up?, oh yeah the name m/n by the way" m/n said
"I don't know CPR Dan Heng can't you do it?" March asked Dan Heng
"Unfortunately I can't" Dan Heng said as m/n sighed
"Guess I have to do the work" m/n mumbled to himself as he bitchslap caelus which woke him up
"Ah you're finally awake" March 7th said (if you don't get the reference then........man I feel old)
Before anyone could say anything else caelus hugged m/n right leg
"Father" the boy simply said
"Eh?! That boy your kid?!" March yelled as m/n nodded
"Any ways where are we?" M/n asked
"You're in herta space station" Dan Heng answered
But then the door opens and they see Mutiple anti matter legion troops
"Here take this!" March gave caelus a bat that was nearby
As everyone got into their fighting stance......
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M/n spits out a worm and it wraps around his back
"Ewww what is that? A purple earth worm?!" March insulted the worm
The worm said something but no one could understand it
"It said 'fuck you my breasts are bigger than you, and I don't even have breast you flat bitch' " m/n said
"Well tell that worm to go screw himself and I am not Flat!" March yelled
"Uhm guys I think we should be worried about the enemies charging towards us instead of having a dic- I mean breast measuring constant" caelus said while everyone nodded
Later
After dealing with the anti matter troops they met Arlan who was currently taking cover
"Arlan you alright?" Dan Heng asked
"Iam alright, but why are you here? Everyone was told to evaluate" Arlan said
"So you want us to leave you for dead?" M/n asked
"We didn't go all the way here just to leave you!" March yelled as arlan shook his head
"N-no I would just slow you down" Arlan replied
"Welp he said so let's just lea-" m/n got cut off by caelus
"Dad we can't just leave him behind", caelus said as he helped Arlan get up
M/n sighs and says "fine whatever you say uh what's your name ag- oh nevermind"
As they were walking to the elevator an arrow was shot at m/n but he dodged it with ease
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"Can't they just leave us alone?!" March yelled and also asked
M/n pulled a sword out of the worm (ayo)
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Soul split Katana
The Katana ignores all physical toughness and directly strikes the soul
M/n easily kills the enemy as caelus watches in awe
"Jeez stop showing off" March said
"Shut it brat"
(Later) After leaving the elevator and arrived They saw a beautiful red haired lady waiting for them
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Himeko. The honkai impact players are definitely getting flash backs lol
"Himekoooooo! You're our savior!" March said as m/n whistled, looking at himeko up and down
"Well hello beautifu-"
(Me: dude focus on the story not seducing people, and don't you have a wife and a kid?
M/n: my wife is dead and......wait I have a second son?
Me: yeah megu- oh nevermind)
Finished Also caelus>stelle fight me! (Jk you can have your own opinion just don't try and change mine and say some bullshit like "StElLe CaNoN"
