Storyverse

Post-Canon: Agency Stories

After once again eliminating the monster on the Narrative layer, which was even higher than the one where Gerda had previously lived, Sol's ears began to ring. It was a device created by Gerda, which allowed them to contact even on different layers. He accepted the call.

–Yes, dear? What? Hmm, okay... – Gerda was on the other side of the phone; Sol began to write something down. – Milk, bread, beef, chicken, flour, salt... what else? What? What meat? I don't even know how to write this down... when I'm at the seller's, I'll give hive the phone, and you order it yourself, okay?

~*~

One day, Shubby and Gerda went on another mission together, leaving Sol at home. When they returned, Clain suddenly handed them some piece of paper and proudly announced:

–I made this list.

–And what kind of list is this? – Shubby asked.

–List of "What Gerda is NOT allowed to do in the Agency and outside of it. Everything is based on what she has already done...

–Who do you think I am, Dr. Jack Bright? – Gerda said and frowned.

–Let me take a look, – Shubby said and took the list in her hands and began to read. – "...pretend to be the god of the world we saved... erase the memory of pretending to be a god... change the rules of the wedding proceedings... use Testicular Torsion on enemies... post the Storyverse as a suggestion of SCP-001... post "interesting" photos of yourself and Shabby on the Internet..." wait a second , Gerda, what did you post?!

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–As I say again and again, I don't have the slightest idea what it is that married couples... or, in our case, trios, are supposed to do that's so special, – Sol said.

–I already told you... – said Gerda.

–I don't know what this "Sex" of yours is, and considering that it's you two who are telling me about it, I don't have the slightest desire to find out, – Sol answered.

–Sol, you are already 27 years old! Where do you think babies come from? – Shubby asked.

–They pop out of your eye.

Gerda and Shubby looked at each other, after which they began to glare at Sol, not understanding whether he was joking or seriously thinking so.

~*~

Sol and Gerda, leaving Shubby to rest, went to another world. From what they discovered, this universe was made up of many small rooms with no space between them. And then Gerda, noticing something, pointed down.

–Hey Sol, do you see that small vent on the floor? – she said.

–Gerda, we won't repeat this joke.

–Have you heard about the hit mobile game...

–You know that you can just teleport us to our goal, right?

–Among...

–I could even do it myself...

–Us!

~*~

Sol appeared on the Narrative layer, where Gerda used to live. He looked around. He came here not for another mission, but at the personal request of his green-haired friend. He took out what looked like a smartphone that she had given him and loaded it. Soon he touched his right ear, thereby calling Shubby and Gerda.

–Well, I have some news, Gerda. "Storyverse" has terrible ratings, people say it's idiotic novel, written by no less idiotic writer. I'm not kidding, I can even take a screenshot and show you... oh, is this what you expected?... well, okay, I'm coming back.