Piercing Thread (Jujutsu Kaisen x male oc)

Megumi is boring

"why would I share something like that with someone I just met?" Megumi asked, sounding extraordinarily confused. "It's kinda hard for a closet pervert like him to answer that," Nobara replies, pretty much slandering Megumi's name.

"Shut up," Megumi retorted, "this situation's bad enough without you complicating it."

Yosuke chuckled a bit at Nobara's joke, "oh come on Megumi, learn to laugh a little. But seriously though, who are you to be asking such things? I mean, at least buy the man a drink first."

"You're not helping."

"Kyoto third-year, Aoi Todo. Introduction over, now that we're friends, hurry up and tell me. It can even be a guy," Todo was clearly getting impatient. "A person's taste reveals everything about them. Guys who have boring tastes are boring, I don't like boring guys."

"He's still yapping..."

"The Goodwill event gives me a rush. If my final one ends up being boring, who knows what I might do..." He trailed off "this is me being nice. Answer me now and you'll escape with just a few bumps and bruises. So tell me, boys, what type of girls do you like?"

"Hmmm...good question," Yosuke thought hard "well, like you, I can get behind a tall woman, I'm thinking 5'8-6'0 at minimum. Really, as long as she can pick me up bridal style, I'm willing to give her a shot. Bonus points if she has nice thighs"

"I can respect that," Todo nodded in approval, "your tastes are unique, I like it. What about you, Fushiguro?"

"He's gonna give a boring answer"

After some thinking, Megumi gave his answer; "I don't have a particular preference. As long as she has unshakable character, I won't ask for more."

"Bingo."

"Not a bad answer," Nobara seemed to like it though, "if you had said big boobs or something, I would've killed you myself."

"Damn, some big titties would be nice right now. I wonder if Maki would let me cop a feel." Yosuke blushes at thought. "Actually she'd probably punch me for asking. Even better!"

"I knew it." Todo said, sounding disappointed. Tears started to fall down his face. "You're boring, Fushiguro."

Suddenly, Todo's arm comes swinging, colliding with Megumi and sending him flying through a wall. It was so fast that Megumi could barely block the worst of it.

"Fushiguro!" Nobara called out to him, only for Mai to wrap her arms around her in a an oddly sexual manner. "Aw..poor Fushiguro. Even though he's a genius who began school as a grade two sorcerer, up against a grade one like Todo-senpai, he's nothing but a first year. I guess I'll check to see if he's okay later." Mai said, sounding really...really flirty for some reason.

"At first I thought you two looked alike, but forget that. Maki is 100 times prettier. You gettin' enough sleep? I can see the pores on your face," despite not having her weapons Nobara's sharp tongue cut deeper than Sukuna's slash attacks.

"Watch your mouth..." Mai threatened, aiming a revolver at Nobara's side, "or all teach you a lesson."

"Y'know..." Yosuke began, putting a hand on Mai's shoulder from behind, "you tell her to watch her mouth, but you should watch your back." In a sudden, fluid motion, Yosuke grabbed Mai and flipped her into the air, before then pointing his index and middle fingers outwards, perfectingly aligning a one-inch punch which he struck Mai with upon her descent, sending her tumbling back.

"Nice hit," Nobara praised, patting the boy on the head "kick her ass for me, would ya?"

"Of course," Yosuke cracked his knuckles before staring down at Mai, "and just looking at her, I'm thinking that task will take minimal effort."

"Tch-" Mai scoffed, barely managing to recover from the attack "you're a naughty boy hitting a woman like that. Looks like I'll have to teach you both a lesson...don't worry though, I'll be nice and only use rubber bullets."

"So you're gonna hold out on me, then?" Yosuke asked, seeming slightly offended, "alright then, if you're gonna hold back, so am I. I'll only use my technique once in this entire fight." He then gets into fighting stance, flowing his cursed energy, "let's do this."

Right off the bat, Mai fired three shots from her revolver, to which Yosuke knocked them out of the sky with the back of his fists. However, this was merely a distraction on Mai's part, as she instantly closed the distance, and fired a shot straight at his forehead at point blank, but to her surprise, Yosuke leaned back casually, avoiding the bullet, and even more surprising for her, Yosuke leaned back forward, dealing a headbutt.

Stunned and staggering back, Mai was completely open to Yosuke's mext few incoming attacks. He started off with a side chop to her neck, then a left hook to her face, an uppercut, and then a spin kick, sending her sliding back. He wasn't done, however, as he instantly blitzed her, punching her in the gut, leading into a string of five rapid punches to her torso that lifted her off the ground, before he then twirled, gaining momentum for a rising kick to her jaw.

Mai's head cocked back from the force of the kick, but before she could even respond, she was hit with a blastwave of raw cursed energy, sending her tumbling back (again). "Is this all that a Kyoto student can do?" Yosuke wondered, sounding as if he was asking a genuine question. "I mean, unless you just need to warm up, then I can wait."

Mai growled in response, his words clearly striking a nerve. "This boy...he's more trouble than I gave him credit for. I'll have to catch him off guard." With that plan in mind, Mai fired her last two bullets, which again, Yosuke slapped out of the sky. In those brief moments, Mai charged her revolver with cursed energy, looking as if she's about to fire...

"WOAH-!" suddenly, a rope made of compressed threads wrapped around her foot, lifting her off the ground, upside down, hanging from the ceiling. That's when Yosuke pulled back his sleeve, revealing several threads extended from his wrist.

"B-But...when did you-"

"During your internal monologue."

In a brief flashback, it is shown that Yosuke had extended his threads, and made a trap out of Mai's line of sight, which made it easy to fool her.

"Oh..." Mai sounded disappointed in herself, as even a newbie wouldn't have let such a simple trap fool them. "Y'know, if you're gonna be a sorcerer, you should be more mindful of who you mess with. You wouldn't wanna mess up your oh so precious outfit, now would you?" He then released her from the rope, letting her fall to the ground.

"Damn brat...I I oughta-"

"Mai, what do you think you're doing, harassing my errand boy?"

"Finally, a real not-Zen'in"

"Oh. You're so worthless I didn't even notice you..." Mai replied to her fellow Zen'in, "Maki."

The air became ever so slightly tense.