Shit my mom says cause she's bitchen and I love her.
"A boy can't wave his doodle around at every girl he meets, he can only wave it at the one he likes." ~Mom talking about boys in general
"I suck, but I'm better than you!!!!"
~Mom talking about the bitches of the world
"I'm not arrogant, you're just stupid." ~Mom being arrogant
"Hope you had a spectacular birthday-despite the troll in the room :)" ~Mom on my Birthday about the troll in the room
"If that bitch thinks she's getting the horse, she's crazy." ~Mom about my bitch "best friend"
"Jessica, stop it. You're embarrassing me." ~Mom at the store with me
"I don't want to listen to a song about mastrabating!" ~Mom listening to "Up Town Funk" nd not hearing the lyrics right
