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after a long day doing nothing in the garten (because i dont know what a kindergarten principal does) banban goes "home", its just a some random empty room he put a sleeping bag in, but he calls it his house. 

banban lay down and drifted off to sleep, abit worried that something might happen tomorrow. he almost immediately wakes up due to extreme hunger.

"aw man, i cant sleep like this!" banban complains, "im gonna have to go to the teachers lounge, i think i left some microwave mac and cheese in the fridge." banban then heads out of bed and looks to his personal map to figure out where to go.

he plots a course from his house to the teachers lounge on the other side of the floor, he needed to head through the weird hospital area, around the giant pit, across jumbo joshes turf, and finally to the other end of the hallway with the classes in it.

putting on his thigh high socks and his two party hats banban sighs, and begins his journey through his extremely large kindergarten.

banban walks through the generic hallways with basic shapes on the walls until he makes it to the classic hospital area

"ah, the good old hospital area. im never gonna get used to that smell." he says while getting a good sniff of the givanium poisoning the air in the facility. 

due to it being 2 in the morning, and since banban didnt want to turn on the lights for fear of waking up something nearby, it was very dark, making navigation very difficult, he ended up hitting absolutely everything that made a loud noise when hit, waking up more things than he wouldve woken up if he just turned the lights on.

unfortunately for banban, one of those things was also quite hungry and was hoping for the source of the noise to be a good meal. this creature was, of course, nabnab.

banban hears nabnabs unmistakable sounds and hides in a nearby vent, this plan was very poorly conceived due to nabnab previously crawling through vents, banban hopped into the vent so quickly that he didnt realize that he dropped his map.

after an eternity nabnab lost hope that any food was in the hospital area and decided he would look for food elsewhere. luckily, some idiot left their map on the floor, and nabnab decided the teachers lounge would be the best place to search for a snack, he made it very clear to a nearby vent that he was going to head to the teachers lounge. after deciding he had told the vent everything it needed to know about his plan, he left the room.

banban was very confused as to why nabnab spent so much time showing a map to the one vent that had nobody hiding  in it. he wasnt too worried about the map being taken, he trusted his memory enough to get him across the garten, his real concern was that nabnab would get to his microwave mac and cheese before he could!

after making sure that any remaining objects that make loud noises were knocked over and killing some rare bacteria thing that was kept in a vile, banban left the hospital area, and truly began his journey.

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