Varian × Reader one shots

Mr. Loverman (Song-fic)

Varians pov;

So I messed up.

Big time.

More then ever.

I cheated on (Y/n).

With her bestfriend. (I don't think they are friends now...Mb)

Rapunzel, Cassandra, Angry and Catalina are hosting a sleepover for (Y/n) in the castle.

Eugene, Lance, pascal and ruddiger are doing the same for me in the castle.

So....we took it too far...

We had fun gambling though!

But...we did get a bit wasted on alcohol....

What?

Can you blame me?

"Uh...I dont think we should have done that Eugene...Hes only 18..." lance said. Somehow he was thinking more straight than me and Eugene...

"Relaxxxx Lancceeyyy! Your acting as if hes a 8 year olddd" Eugene drunkenly said while taking another shot.

Lance took a sip of his beer.

Suddenly Eugene walked up to me.

Supposingly, I was "Crying".

"What's on your mind kid?" Eugene asked.

I shrugged

"Let it out boiii~" lance said, now he was getting drunk for sure.

I sighed. Why not?

Eugene started playing the piano that was in the room

"When did that get here?" Lance asked.

"I dunno?" Eugene shrugged.

Varian: I'm headed straight for the floor. The alcohol served its tour...

I stood up and took another drink, before singing again.

Varian: and its headed straight for my skin, leaving me daft, and dim... I got this shake in my legss... Shaking the thoughts from my head. Who put these waves in the door? I crack and out, I poor...

IM MR.LOVERMAN~

(Eugene and Lance: La la la+)

Varian: And I miss my lover, Man!
I'M MR.LOVERMAN! Oh, and I miss my lover...

The ways in which you talk to me...

(FLASHBACK, to where Rapunzel, you and the gang were working on a puzzle and she accidentally assigned Varian and (Y/n) to be partners so, (Y/n) talked to him like he was a villain. "And you, can put that peice there. Got it?". It hurted him alot. END OF FLASHBACK:)

Varian: Have me wishing I were gone....
The ways that you say my nAme...

(FLASHBACKS , To where (Y/n) would say stuff like, "Why Varian? He so-","Varian? Pff" END OF FLASHBACKS)

Varian: (Sighs) Have me running on and on....OH, I'm Cramping up, I'm Cramping U-uh-up...

But your Cracking up, your Cracking UUUUPPPPP~

IM MR.LOVERMAN!! ...AND I MISS MY LOVER, MAN!

IM MR.LOVERMAN!! OH AND I MISS MY LOVERR~

Varian wipes his tears and uses scarfs to fly around the room like how Tarzan did with the vines and stuff. (I dunno how to say it.)

I'VE SHATTERED NOW, IM SPILLING OUT-

I collapsed onto the floor as if he were gonna do a pushup and my warm tears fell on the floor

-UPON THIS LINOLEUM GROUND....I'm reeling in my brain again before it can get back to you......oh, what am I supposed to do, without you?

My voice calmed-

I'm mr.Loverman...

-And then my voice went back up like a teasing rollercoaster.

AND I MISS MY LOVER, MAN!!!

I'M MR.LOVERMAN, Oh and I miss my lover...

(Soon Lance knocked down a pot due to his drunkenness.

The girls heard and rushed downstairs to see. They overheard the rest of the song.)

I'M MR.LOVERMAN! AND. I. MISS. MY. LOVER, MAN!

Soon I belted,

I'M MR.LOVERMAAAANNNNNN!!!~

My voice fell calm.

And I miss my lover...

Lance and Eugene, (Pascal and ruddiger too) had tears. Suddenly the door bursted open.

The girls each fell over each other.

They were eavesdropping...

Wait...

SHOOT! (Y/N) MUST HAVE HEARD EVERYTHING!!!

"H-heyyyy" Rapunzel said. Helping the other 4 girls up.

Eugene walked over to her but tripped over air.

"No way. The ex-convicts are drunk!" Cassandra laughed.

"Shushiesss" lance shushed her.

Catalina and Angry bursted out laughing.

"VAR IS DRUNK TOOO" The shouted.

Rapunzel gasped.

"Oh no!" She said. She looked disappointed.

Eugene is in for the long run of a punishment...(if You know what I mean~.......SHES GONNA ARGUE WITH HIM FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK!! HAHA!!)

I looked over to (Y/n) who was shocked...

I'm scared.

Is that good,

Or

Bad?

"Hey everyone, let's give the broken heart pieces privacy..." Cassandra said.

Catalina and Angry dragged out lance.

Cassandra dragged Eugene out by his ear.

"Thank goodness you have big ears. They make perfect handles." Cassandra muttered.

"NU I DU NUT!" He argued.

The door closed.

But they don't matter. What matters is that I make everything up to (Y/n).

I was about to start off but...

"Dont! I ain't hearin' it." She said. She turned around.

I grabbed her gently by the waist.

I started kissing her.

She pushed ms back

"NUH UH! DON'T TOUCH ME!" Dang...shes feisty...

But so am I~

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