SIX Incorrect Quotes

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Cathy: Anne is too tall for me to kiss her on the lips. What should I do?
Kat: Punch her in the stomach. Then, when she double over in pain, kiss her.
Jane: Tackle her?
Catalina: Dump her.
Anna: Kick her in the shin!
Anne: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

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Anna: We can't tell you because you're not a member of the club.
Cathy: What club?
Anne: The hating Cathy club.
Cathy: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!

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Anna: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?
Anne: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Kat:
Kat: *sobs*
Anna: You fucking scared her, you idiot.

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Jane, driving Anne and Kat: So how was your day?
Kat: We almost got surprise adopted!
Jane: What?
Anne We almost got kidnapped!
Jane: Oh, okay.
Jane: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!