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Queens reactions to being told ‘I love you':
Anne: Thanks fam!
Jane: oh no
Cathy: *cries* I love you too
Anna: Sounds fake but okay
Kat: *A flustered mess*
Catalina: can i get a refund

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Catalina: We need to distract these guys
Cathy: Leave it to me
Cathy: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Jane, Anne, and Anna: *Immediately begin arguing*
Kat, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all

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Jane: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Anne: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Cathy: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Anne, learn to listen.
Anna: What if it bites itself and I die?
Kat: That’s voodoo.
Catalina: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Cathy: That’s correlation, not causation.
Anna: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Kat: That’s kinky.
Jane: Oh my God.

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Catalina: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Jane: ...I did. I broke it.
Catalina: No. No you didn't. Cathy?
Cathy: Don't look at me. Look at Kat.
Kat: What?! I didn't break it.
Cathy: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Kat: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Cathy: Suspicious.
Kat: No, it's not!
Anna: If it matters, probably not, but Anne was the last one to use it.
Anne: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Anna: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Anne: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Anna!
Jane: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Catalina.
Catalina: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Anna: Catalina... Cathy's been awfully quiet.
Cathy: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Catalina, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Catalina: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Catalina:
Catalina: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.