Words of Promise

PARADISE, NEVADA

(JOHNSON'S POV)

It was Gilinsky's idea to buy all the girls tickets for our show in Vegas. And I'm going to remind him of that every time he complains about it.

It started out okay- they got front row seats and backstage passes (and a little more than backstage, if you know what I mean 😉). But halfway through the show, I was rapping to Paradise (haha Paradise in Paradise) and I decided to pull out one of my dance moves Gilinsky and I have been practicing. Unfortunately, when I went for it, my skinny pants couldn't take it and they split. Piece of advice for all you dreamers- never perform commando.

Gilinsky was just as embarrassed as me and the girls had front row seats to that. Heck, the whole arena saw it! I wanted to run away, but I just went backstage to change into something less tight on my lower region and of course I put on underwear this time.

"Wow that was the best show I've ever been to," Jasmine joked. "Not funny," I said, laughing."I mean, if you ran out of underwear, you could've borrowed some of mine," Gilinsky laughed. The overall experience was okay, and I guess I can live it down, but at the time, it was completely devastating. I mean, LITTLE GIRLS watch our performances. Their parents are probably furious that I had that little mishap onstage. Gilinsky says to laugh it off and ignore it, but what if there's pictures? Then what will that do to my life? What will it do to our careers?

I mentioned my worries to Gilinsky and he said not to worry about it. Mistakes happen, embarrassing moments happen, life happens. I told him to stop taking drugs.

"C'mon bro! Don't you think you're overreacting?"

"No."

"The fans loved seeing your white ass, whether they want to admit it or not!"

"And our career?"

"Have you ever seen Pitch Perfect 2?"

"What does that have to do with anything?" I asked him.

"Despite Fat Amy's awkward exposure, they still showed off their voices with confidence!" He said. I laughed.

"Okay, now I know you're on drugs. Alright, I guess I'll relax. We're on tour!"

"Good. And I don't do drugs. Do you have any idea what that could do to our image?"