Funny little secrets! (orochimaru x Y/n a child)

How it all started

5 YEARS AGO, IN KIRIGAKURE...

"*giggles* My dad wouldn't like you being here I told you that." Jiraiya drunkenly smiled at Wei "Wei~ my sexy wife *hic* I will never- *hic* ha! *hic*" Wei was washing him up he came to her covered in mud and drunk "Jiraiya we are not married..." Jiraiya looked her dazed "we should be we should get married and fall in love forever *laughing*" Wei tried to quiet him so her father did not hear but it didn't work so she kissed him which worked. But it got a little rough Jiraiya flipped her into the water with him. 10 months later out popped a baby made from his drunken lust with a woman who he only wanted because he couldn't have her.

3 YEARS LATER...

Now all they do is fight and blame each other for the 'mistake' "I should have listened to my father about you with your UGH drunkenness YOU LOST the baby you, dumbass!!!" Jiraiya was offended this was the only time he was sober, and he stayed sober for her and now she's accusing him of getting dunk and loosing Y/n. If she was going to blame him at least be correct. "I AM SOBER WEI OBVIOUSLY-" Wei cuts him off "FINE IT'S MY FAULT FOR EVER TRUSTING YOU LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK YOULL BE LUCKY YOU EVEN IF YOU CAN SEE A LETTER FROM YOUR DAUGHTER!!!!!!!" Jiraiya left her house that night after they found her is a cabinet crying and hiding from their fighting. "Dada!?!?!" Jiraiya had never felt like crying like he did that day when the first word you said was calling out for him as he left the land of water not just Wei's home.

"Mama...okay?" Wei cried day in and day out she never though he would actually leave but she knew he had to because the fear in Y/n... eyes as she was hiding in the cabinet. They knew they couldn't hurt her like that. "Mama is okay do you want to go to grandpa's house?" she knew she could keep letting Y/n watch her starve herself. She had to show her how to be a strong woman like she wishes she was, so she sends her to her parents' home.

2 YEARS LATER....

Y/n lived there for two years at the age of 5 she was being taught by her mother how to do the water techniques of the Hōzuki Clan "Wei are you sure you should teach her now; she is too young." Wei had determination in her eyes. "Father, she has already learned. Hydrification, Drowning Water Blob, and Great Water Arm in just 4 months you said it yourself she is a fast and wonderful, learner so she should know everything. If she wants to survive to be a shinobi half as good as her father, I am not a shinobi. I cannot teach her anything a shinobi knows but father I can teach her this let me finally not be A TERRIBLE MOTHER IN HER EYES FATHER!"... Later in the year her grandpa had sent Y/n to him expressing his hope that he would train her to be a leaf shinobi because her mother needed time to figure everything out. Something wasn't right but he came to the home of the Hōzuki Clan. Upon entre Jiraiya noticed the place was empty he ran through looking through every room until he found Y/n...  "Y/n! Where is your mother?" Y/n looked up and said "Daddy? shhh, everyone is sleeping. Mommy said to stay here and be quiet." He feels a presence... "Wei where are you?" he noticed the ground was wet. Wei called out as her body collected the droplets. "Take her with you to the village hidden in the leaf this place is not safe for her we were attacked teach her to be a shinobi of the leaf she needs you I am sorry she is your daughter she can return to the mist whenever you get tired, but the mist is under attack. You must take her she almost got hurt I can't-...I can't protect her."  

present day:

"DADDY!" The hyperactive girl ran around her house.

Orochimaru "Ugh such a dreadful little brat" Tsunade looks at him with an irritated eye twitch.
Y/n "you aren't Daddy." She crosses her arms puffing her cheeks out.
Tsunade "Well your daddy isn't here we were sent to watch you." She says to Y/n.

Y/n "Wow you are the pretty girl daddy always tells me about and you are an asshole."
Tsunade smiles giggling at the insult thrown at Orochimaru.

Orochimaru "Why me?" He asks as he picks up Y/n.

Y/n "Because that's what Daddy says."
Orochimaru "Well then tell Jiraiya that I said-"
Y/n "LET ME GO!" She began to flop around and wiggled.
Orochimaru " listen to me you little brat-"
Y/n face frowned "I want Daddy."
Tsunade smiled at the two in front of her she thought they were so cute.
Tsunade "Hey Y/n did your dad tell you to tell me that today."
Y/n looked around "That's a secret a ninja should never reveal their secrets" Y/n giggled looking at her face.
Orochimaru observed the smile on her face he understood what he needed to do.
Orochimaru "I have many secrets."
Y/n "I WANNA KNOW TELL ME"
Orochimaru "But I thought ninjas never reveal their secrets?"
Y/n "Umm? I didn't finish I meant ninja never reveal their secrets to anyone other than me." She smiled.
Orochimaru "Oh that makes sense I thought you were missing something."
Orochimaru whispers something in Y/n ear whatever it was made her giggle and smile at him. As he set her down, they both smiled and looked at Tsunade.

Tsunade "What happened to you not liking her or caring about if she liked you."
Orochimaru "I have my reasons..." his smirk was almost sinister.

Tsunade shivered at the thought of whatever reason that might be.
———Time skip———
Jiraiya comes home tired but ready to stop his little princess from crying her heart out as Orochimaru sits her on the couch and normally doesn't understand that she just wants affection. But when he comes in his house is cleaner than before which he notices and it's too quiet. As the father of a terribly loud child this makes him extremely uncomfortable. He quickly rounds the corner looking into his living room almost not believing the situation before him. His daughter is standing next to Orochimaru braiding part of his hair smiling and Orochimaru looks happy?!?
Jiraiya "Umm? Princess?"
Y/n "Daddy!"
She ran around the coffee table in the middle of the room to go hug her dad.

Jiraiya smiles and looks at his daughter with eyes of love as he notices that she was wearing Orochimaru's headband. He walks her to the couch and sits her down and says, "I thought you didn't like Orochimaru?"
Y/n "I didn't say that you told me I didn't like him. I just said he was mean and didn't like me."
Jiraiya "Oh right and you started crying about it."
Y/n "Liar that's not true!"
Orochimaru" Yeah she's a shinobi so she doesn't cry." He points at his own headband smiling which creeps Jiraiya out.
Jiraiya "your smile is so damn creepy you should do it less."
Orochimaru enjoys the compliment and Y/n says, "Not true his smile is pretty."
Orochimaru leans over and whispers in her ear "Your dad is just jealous because you are a better ninja than him." Y/n looks at him and giggles.
Jiraiya "That isn't even true she can't even fight she is 5 and that was hardly a whisper!"
Y/n "Daddy is mad because he tried to teach me how to climb a tree and I could do it and he couldn't."
Jiraiya "She's bluffing that didn't happen Tsunade."
Orochimaru smiled in delight saying, "He is in love with Tsunade isn't that funny?"
Y/n "Yeah mommy said that he wouldn't ever let that one go."
Orochimaru laughed harder than ever.
Jiraiya "Hey one more whisper and you're going on time out."
Y/n made no attempt to pretend to whisper, "You know dad you look really old."
Orochimaru "That's terrible." he tried to keep himself from smiling and laughing because Jiraiya's face looked so hurt.
Jiraiya "I just want to go to sleep your mother is picking you up tomorrow."
Y/n "Wait, no why? I want to stay with you I'm sorry I didn't-"
Jiraiya smiling "We have a mission tomorrow sweetheart you have to go to mom."
Y/n" But her house is scary..."
Jiraiya "Sorry normally I'd allow you to stay with Tsunade but she's going on the mission with me."
Orochimaru "I can take her I'm not the best with kids, but I guess I can do it for a few days or more."
Jiraiya" I'll think about it...."