.:At the Teashop:.
Itachi walked into the teashop, wearing an old looking cloak instead of his Akatsuki one to hide his appearance. He took a seat and waited for the other members.
"You need anything, sweetcheeks?" A waiter asked.
Bad move. Itachi had a kunai to the waiters throat in 2 seconds. The waiter started to sweat like crazy.
"Never…EVER…call me sweetcheeks." He said, as monotone as ever. Then the knife cut through his larynx, killing him. Suddenly, a very high squeal was heard.
"EEEEEEEE! FOOD," yelled a very happy, girl looking Zetsu. He walked in with Kisame. (The other freak of nature.)
"acho Someone is talking about me…," Kisame said, wiping his nose. Zetsu began to eat the corpse. Luckily, noone was in the teashop except for the owner, so only he was disgusted.
A bird landed in front of the shop, then it blew up 90 feet away from the shop so it wouldn't be destroyed. Soon after: Sasori, Deidara, and Tobi walked in, also looking like girls.
"At least it was all of us." Said Sasori.
"Wait, what about leader?" Tobi asked.
"Good question, yeah."
Their conversation was interrupted by two girls arguing at each other.
"I told you, my religion doesn't turn people into the opposite sex!"
"How do I know that? In my bounty hunting trips, I've seen many fucked up religions."
"My religion is not 'fucked up.' We just believe in violent practices."
"And cutting off yo-"
"No, we do not do that!"
Itachi was getting irritated by this argument and threw the kunai between Hidan's and Kakuzu's face, stabbing into and staying on the wall. Hidan and Kakuzu immediately shut up.
"That's better. Now, let's try and figure some things out."
"Like what Itachi-san?" Tobi chimed in.
"Like how we got this way. What we need to do to turn back into males. And things we must do while we are in this state." Itachi said.
"Well first," Deidara started, "I think we need different names, yeah."
"Yeah. We can't go around calling each other our old names." Zetsu's good side said. Then the bad side took control. "People would look at us like we're messed up in the head." (How ironic. Zetsu already is. XD)
"Acho Someone's talking about me, too."
Everyone else agreed and they soon began the name thinking.
"Well, it should have some relation to our old ones."
.:30 minutes later:.
"My new name is 'Edira.' That's my name with some letters mixed around. Now your turn, everyone."
Soon after, a list was made of their new names.
Itachi – Ipacha
Kisame – Emasik
Sasori – Sorisa
Deidara – Edira
Hidan – Lidan
Kakuzu – Mizaku
Zetsu – Zatsi
Tobi – Obita
