Deidara's clay bird landed where Tobi told it to. The whole gang stared in awe at the colossal log cabin…well, log mansion…and is three stories tall. Everyone except Tobi, who owns it, and Zetsu, who stayed with Tobi a few times while on a mission.
"We can stay here until we figure out a way to turn ourselves back." Tobi said, happily. "It hasn't been used for awhile though."
"How long of a while?" Itachi asked.
"In 3 months."
The gang shrugged and entered the mansion. Inside, it was very spacious, but dusty. There were TV's in every room, 6 bathrooms, 3 kitchens, and other junk.
"Finally, I can change out of this!" Kakuzu said, referring to the G-string and lacy bra. Hidan took notice and looked at him(her?)
"Kakuzu…where did you get that?"
Kakuzu started to sweat abit as he tried to lie. "Uumm…there was a…Woman's Underwear Dispenser in…uh…the bathroom."
Hidan raised a brow. "Really?"
"Yeah. There were also bikinis, collars, and animal ears." He said, adding onto the lie. "Right, Tobi?"
Tobi, almost completely better, "Hunh? What?"
"See, he said yes. Now lets go inside." Kakuzu said as he rushed into the bathroom so Hidan wouldn't pester him anymore…at least until another religion argument.
Itachi looked in the fridge to find something to eat with Zetsu and Deidara.
"Expired…expired…." Itachi said as he looked around at all the old food. Suddenly, a glob of mold flew from the food and landed on the floor. It shaped itself into a human shape, 3 inches tall.
"You bitch! How dare you disturb my slumber! Now I'm gon-" the mold man was cut off when Zetsu picked it up. "Put me down you freaky plant!"
Zetsu didn't say anything as he threw the mold man into the burning fireplace. The fire suddenly grew green and stayed that way for a few hours.
.:Meanwhile:.
Hidan, Tobi, and Kisame were watching the T.V., looking for something to watch. Soon, they settled for Ninja Idol.
"Hello, and welcome to the semi-finals Ninja Idol. I'm your host, Kakashi Hatake. And today judges are: Gaara,"
"I'll kill you if you suck…"
"Tsunade,"
The camera moved towards Tsunade, but showed only her large boobs.
"Hey, camera guy. My eyes are up here." She said, pointing to her eyes as the camera moved up.
"and last but not least, Sai."
The crowd 'booed' Sai as his face was shown. Sai ignored it and just waved.
"Well, first up is Sasuke!"
As Sasuke walked out on stage, many Sasuke fangirls squealed. He picked up the mic as music began to play.
"I'm an emo kid
Non-conformist as can be
You'd be non-conformist if you looked just like me
I have paint on my-"
"Stop! Stop! Stop!" Tsunade yelled. "That was horrible!"
"Agreed."
"I kill you now!" Gaara said as Sasuke was swept away by a Desert Avalanche.
"Okay…well our next performer is Kin! We brought her back to life just for this. After this, she's dead unless she advances. Kin, take it away."
