Screams of her comrades were heard as the young kunoichi ran through the forest. She tripped on a vine that appeared out of nowhere and fell on the ground. Kikima was on a mission when the entire Akatsuki gang jumped them for the hell of it. Zetsu started to emerge from the ground, staring at her. Soon, the rest of the gang appeared. Itachi, Kisame, Hidan, and Kakuzu walked out of some bushes. Deidara, Sasori, and Tobi jumped from the air from a clay bird. Kikima was surrounded, death was her fate. In her final breath, she quickly performed handseals.
"Curse Of The Tragic Kunoichi Technique!"
A black fog surrounded all the members and entered their ears, nose, and mouth. Nothing seemed to happen as it disappeared.
"Is that all you can do, un?"
Kikima smiled, "You'll see…" she grabbed a kunai and pierced her heart, killing herself.
"What a fool." Kakuzu stated, "That was a shitty way to end a hunt."
"Whatever she did, it doesn't seem to be working." Hidan said.
"…so it seems…" Itachi said, "Anyway…Zetsu, do your part."
Zetsu turned towards him, the dark side talking, "With pleasure." He said as he started to eat the corpse.
"Now let's go home," Kisame said, "I need to feed my fish."
"Your fish! You've only got one goldfish, and it's dead." Sasori said in a raised voice.
"But…it swims and-"
"Because I'm using it as a puppet so you wouldn't cry about it, like your last fish."
Tobi looked at Deidara, "Senpai, won't people come after us?"
"Good point, yeah. You two can finish your argument when we return to base."
"Fine." Kisame and Sasori said at the same time.
Deidara made a large, clay bird that was able to carry them all back to base. Sasori finished his argument with Kisame bay showing him the fish.
"See how it moves?" Sasori asked. Kisame nodded. Sasori pulled his hand away, cutting the chakra strings on it. The fish floated up to the surface upside-down. "See. It died, so I turned it into a puppet and animated it so you wouldn't get upset."
"You didn't have to do that. He had cancer, so I knew he was going to die."
Sasori had a vein appear on his head when he said that, but he suppressed his anger.
"Well, good night Kisame."
"Good night Sasori."
.:Next Mourning:.
Itachi rolls in his bed, violently. He wakes up in his room and sits up.
"Ugh…why do I feel like cra-"
He stopped and noticed something awkward. His voice was higher, a girl's pitch voice. He ran to his bathroom and looked at himself in a mirror.
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF AMASTERU IS GOING ON!" Itachi yelled.
Kisame wakes up and gets out of bed to feed the other fish he has. He looked at his reflection in the water and said,
"Hmn…who's this? And why is my voice different?"
He looked at the reflection in disbelief and moved and arm, the reflection did the same. He soon saw the reflection had shark-like gills like him. His eyes went wide.
Hidan and Kakuzu woke up to the same thing.
"Hidan…you look…different."
"So do you. Plus, we sound different."
Deidara awoke from hearing Sasori give out a high-pitched scream. He got out of bed and saw a change of appearance in not only Sasori, but himself as well.
"Oh shit…" They both said.
Zetsu was waking up, he and his split side started to talk.
"This flytrap feels lighter than usual."
"Yeah. Um, you may want to look in a mirror."
Zetsu looked, and was not a happy flower when he saw himself.
Tobi awoke, feeling great. He looked in the mirror.
"Hello super hot bishie. Who are you?"
When he noticed that she was wearing his mask, he found out he was looking at himself.
"Oh, fuck no."
