we got into Jake's car, ready to go to target, Johnnie in the front seat because "he's my little princess" (Jake's words obviously) so that left me and Tara in the back to cause some havoc during the car ride. the havoc consisted of repeatedly poking Jake and Johnnie through the little gap between the seat and the headrest, stealing the bluetooth connection to the speakers and blasting some less than appropriate music and just overall being annoying because why the fuck not.
when we finally arrived the boys had already had enough of us but tough luck for them because we're about to film a video and they're gonna have to deal with even more of us pissing about. the videos we're filming today is obviously going to target and buy shit for Jake's channel, then trying to make halloween themed cocktails for Tara's channel and finally drunk cooking for Johnnie's channel. i was fine not necessarily having a video for my YouTube channel because it was mainly just my livestreams turned into to videos.
Jake pulled out his camera and started recording his intro, me and Tara decided to very loudly just start 'chatting shit' about them behind the camera which caused Jake to slowly pan it round to us making us stop and just stare at each other then over at Jake and Johnnie, eventually we burst out laughing.
"you know people have been saying that you two are just the female version of me and Johnnie." Jake commented, me and Tara paused to look at him, "but we're hotter so how does that make sense." Tara responded.
i picked up one of the pumpkins on the front display, turned to Johnnie and yelled "pumpkin!" referencing the time he was on a 'dating show', he just stared at me and went a bit red from embarrassment whilst me and the other giggled a bit trying to hold in most of our laughter.
i picked up a costume sword and walked back over to the others abruptly fake stabbing Johnnie in the back, he played along dramatically falling his knees making odd sounds. "oh my god Nova you're a back stabber!" Jake said in a sassy tone and i couldn't help but laugh at his strange voice.
after we decided we had a sufficient amount of halloween alcohol and other bullshit we left Target but went to go pick up Tara's dog as, chances are, i'm getting drunk drunk so me and Tara will have to stay and she didn't want to leave Sugar on his own which is very understandable.
we got back to the boy's house and whilst Tara and Jake put away the alcohol and other things me and Johnnie sat on some fluffy bean bags with Sugar. Johnnie had the little dog in his arms and i was half leant over him stroking the dog. i leant back and took a photo for my story to stir up the fans a bit.
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the fans didn't know we were filming something or that we were even together so my story really started a fire in them and it was honestly kind of funny to watch them freak out like they did.
"c'mon then let's start making these cocktailss!" Tara yelled excitedly, i smiled back at here and skipped over to the kitchen while she got Jake to set up her camera. we started off pretty well and made a few successful cocktails but as we started getting more and more drunk they started 'accidentally' having more and more alcohol in them. "okay okay Johnnie it's two shots of pumpkin spiced vodka." i said looking over at him, he just picked up the whole bottle and poured like half a cups worth "no Johnnie! that's gonna fuck us upp!" Tara exclaimed grabbing the bottle from him, "oops." he said in his 'Timmy' voice and i couldn't help but laugh a little at him. once we were all adequately drunk we decided to end this video and take a small slightly sobering break before starting to cook because we don't want to die.
"right we have a cookie box and a cake." Johnnie announced to the camera, "wow so halloween." i said sarcastically looking at him with a blank face. "we have orange and black icing tho!" Tara smiled showing it to me by waving both pots in my face, i just laughed at her actions.
"Jake we need half a stick of butter." i said showing him the instructions on the box, he went to the fridge and got the butter out then Johnnie stole it from him and bit a chunk out of it giggling, we all just stared at him jaws to floor. "what the actual fuck Johnnie" Jake said.
"you actually need to mix the ingredients Johnnie, like, with a spoon." i commented after looking at his cake tray of ingredients just placed into it, "oh right..." he looked over at me picking up a bottle of the alcohol taking a sip. "fuck sake man." i nudged him out the way to mix his ingredients and he dramatically fell to the floor spilling some of the drink. "JOHNNIE!" Tara and Jake yelled at the same time looking down at him on the floor.
"are either of these even safe to eat?" i asked after Jake pulled both treats out the oven, "erm i don't think so." Tara said but at the same time Johnnie went to take and handful of the cake but obviously burnt his hand pulling it away quick and yelling "FUCK!" i grabbed his wrist and took him over to the sink running it under cool water. "oops." he said looking a bit ashamed of himself, the burn seemed to shock him to be a bit more sober, "you're a fucking idiot Johnnie." i mumbled but loud enough for him to hear, he just put his forehead on my shoulder. "you really are a lot shorter than i thought." "shut up" i stopped the water and passed him a towel to dry his hand. "you okay?" i asked him he responded with a nod, "thank you Nova."
