: Sandra's POV :
"Me?
Oh me! I'm the most important person you'll meet throughout this entire book, I have ✨glamorous blond hair, Dazzling brown eyes, Pale skin, and dress with fashion✨ I'm the most attractive lady that I've ever met, and trust me I've met a lot of people I'm like just so-"
Then my stupid brother cut me off.
"Is that really how you're planning to start a school essay? You're such a self-centered prick you know that?" He gave me a side-eye.
"Well, how do you want me to start it?! I've never written an essay a day in my life!" I said pretty pissed like he only thinks about himself I swear!
"You dumb bitch! we've gone to school for eleven years and you're telling me you've never written an essay?!?" He looked at me like I was crazy but I'm 100% sure he's the crazy one.
"Oh my god!" I groaned.
"I have like so much more important stuff to do! an essay is the last of my worries, why worry about a stupid essay when I can copy off Ninia?! I mean Daddy doesn't even care as long as I pass the class!" I said, honestly sometimes I forget he's my brother.
"And that's called plagiarism." He said blatantly.
"And that's called being smart." I rolled my eyes annoyed.
"OH, I'm sure it is, listen Sandra I don't even know why you called me here to help you if you're not going to listen to a word I say!" He looked pretty pissed but I was like whatever.
"Sure whatever just leave then." Without another word, he walked away.
Boys, oh boys! I never understand boys especially not my brother, we might've come out of the same hole but sometimes I feel that we aren't even blood-related! But it's whatever I'm forced to live with him. As for me, my name is Sandra, and I indeed do have glamorous blond hair, Dazzling brown eyes, Pale skin, and dress with fashion and I'd say I'm a pretty amazing person.
As for writing that essay? I'll just copy off Ninia, Ninia is my fangirl, my girly girl she's like totally obsessed with me and I'm almost 100% sure she has a crush on me, I mean I can't blame her!? I have a crush on myself too unlike me though she has short frizzy brown hair that's always in a ponytail, dirt brown eyes, pale pinkish skin, freckles, and does NOT dress in fashion. She wears stuff that makes her look like she's an old grandma I swear she's so embarrassing to be around and talks way too much, but she obeys my orders so what can I say, I need her.
She's way too smart to waste, also in case your dumbass couldn't notice yes I use her and I don't regret it a single bit. Enough about other people let's talk about you and me.
I'm sure we'll get along.😘
YOU ARE READING
Egotastical
Humor"Egotistic? OH, now I'm the egotistical one here?! If anything I'm amazing I'm...Egotastical! yes with an A cause you know I only get A+!" I said proudly! A story about an egotistic dumb-blonde will she ever learn to care for others?
