ARIES: is skipping probably
TAURUS: observes nature
GEMINI: nah bitc*, I'm at home
CANCER: crawling tbh
LEO: how did you get so far ahead? Who do you think you are?
LIBRA: jogs consistently
VIRGO: sprints then gives up
SCORPIO: FUC*ING USAIN BOLT
SAGITTARIUS: softly crying
CAPRICORN: dead already
AQUARIUS: waiting at the finish line
PISCES: to busy stretching to actually fuc*ing start
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Zodiac Signs
RandomThis is just a normal zodiac book. Have fun reading it!!!! written in like 2014-2016???... idk it's ancient. so sorry if a lot has changed since then. please don't be mad at me!! also i should mention, i found these on the internet (credit to those...