As Parents

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ARIES: *burns dinner*
TAURUS: never stops swearing
GEMINI: forces their kids into sports
CANCER: the cool parent
LEO: *forgets the kids at the park*
VIRGO: forced the kids to do their homework
LIBRA: "Leave each other alone and f*** off, I'm tired."
SCORPIO: buys the best food
SAGITTARIUS: annoys the kids with facts
CAPRICORN: not supportive
AQUARIUS: *gets a house with a pool and never uses it*
PISCES: kinda scared of the kids

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