ARIES: *burns dinner*
TAURUS: never stops swearing
GEMINI: forces their kids into sports
CANCER: the cool parent
LEO: *forgets the kids at the park*
VIRGO: forced the kids to do their homework
LIBRA: "Leave each other alone and f*** off, I'm tired."
SCORPIO: buys the best food
SAGITTARIUS: annoys the kids with facts
CAPRICORN: not supportive
AQUARIUS: *gets a house with a pool and never uses it*
PISCES: kinda scared of the kids
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac Signs
RandomThis is just a normal zodiac book. Have fun reading it!!!! written in like 2014-2016???... idk it's ancient. so sorry if a lot has changed since then. please don't be mad at me!! also i should mention, i found these on the internet (credit to those...