Heyo i'm party poison, and this is ma freind fun ghoul B)
Naaaahhh jkjkjk radhumptytrumptay and jamlgripperton but we so wish we were rad like patry poison anf fun ghuol theyre so metal man.
Anyways into the story 😎🦅👑
alex tunrer hit up gerrad way and said "elloh im alex turhneh frohm the arctic monkeys"
and geard said
"Gerard Arthur Way (born April 9, 1977) is an American singer, songwriter, and comic book writer. He is best known as the lead vocalist and co-founder of the american rock band My Chemical Romance. He released his debut solo album, Hesitant Alien, in 2014. Way co-created and wrote the comic mini-series The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys"
alex was just shittin balls cuz he actually caleed gerars bcuz he wanted a my chem x arctic monkeys crossover episode viagra squirting concert. so rad 😎
gerad agreed and did 5 backflips whiel on the phone with alex they talked for exactly 7 hours and 42 minutes and they became great pals.
"yoyoyo chop sewie" serj tankian said while he landed on top of gerard ways face crasghing througj the roof with a badaboom-badabing
"my cock is much bigger than yurz my cocj can fit right through the door and i forgot the lyrics"
"SERJ TANKIAN????!!!!!" gerrad way exclaims, doing 2 rollie pollie thingies ontop of his 30 cats
"ow bro tf" a voice said
"framk? is that you?" gerrard questions, stretching for the pilates class he had in 3 days. downward dog and whatnot.
turns out frank was the cat and his head morphed and replaced the cat one. rip mittens 🙏✝️
"why is there a half man half cat in ur house gerad?" serj mumbled through a mouthgul of beefaroni or smn idk (with a fork ofc)
"wdym bro do you not know who I am?" frnak challenges, glaring treehouses at serj, not yet aware of his new cat-like form.
"nah ur short lol"
"Did someone say beefaroni?" ray pops outta nowhere, bro spawns like tgat cuz he has superpowers. keep up.
"WHY DID YOU KILL MITTENS FRABK?!!?" poor, sad gerard sniffled, already galfway through a ben and jerrys chocolate chip supreme ultra mega super omega beta alpha tub of creamy ice cream.
yummers.
"i didnt kill mittens what r u talkin abt" frank replied, jumping into thr pool and splashing serk on purpose.
"crack-a-lacky you just got attacky" ray giggled, flying up and doing 13 loop de loops int eht air bcz hes so rad and wholesome and awesome everybody loves ray.
"FRANK YOU TOOK OVER MITTENS' BODY BRO IM NOT OKAY (I PROMISE)" gerard wails, poor geetard :(
"woah really? shit, that's so metal" frnak grins taking a fat shit, the cat way cyz hes a cat now yk. rad, and so, very metal. digging a hole and the burying it with his rad new paws because hes rad.
Alec crashes into the wall with his ref car that and wenf the long way round cuz his seatblet smelt like u anf kept his shortcuts to himself. Serj is flabberbagasted by the sight of Akexx.
"Who are you?" SUrf inquired
"Alezxc"
"From?"
"Sheffield"
"From?"
"Eng-sheff- arctic monkeys"
Mikey jumps outta no where with the aumquabats. Yhe lights go dark and the Helena music vido starts playing on a TV.
"OM MY GOSH" GERAD EXCLAUMZ
"THEYRE PLAYIN MY CROMICAL ROMANCE FNARK YOU KNOW WHAR THEY DL TO GUYS LIKE US IN PROSOB"
"In the middle of a gingight in the center of a restaurant they say cum with yur arms raised high well they're never gonna get may like a bullet through a flock a doves to wage this war against your fairhhhg in maayayyayayay ur life will neeevar be tha sayhame on ur mothers I say a prayer say a prayaeaher NO BUT I CANT AND I DONT KNOW HOW WERE JUST TO MEN AS GOD HAS MADE US BUT I CANT BUT I CAHEAANT TO MUCH TO LATE OR JUST NOT ENOUGH OF THIS I forgyatt rhe rest"
The aquabats (Jamie, nick and matt) and the lead singer of asthma (Mijey) jump out and start dancing yo Helena in 4x speed while Mihey sang in a supa metal way.
The lights slowly faded back on and eveyone clapped and stuff which was barry watermelon.
"SO peeps were gonna be late for our viagra squirting concert 😎 so we gots to go now and stuff" Aelx said and then a flock of huge storks flew over the hotel that only went up 10 floors.
Alex called over to the storks and they all landed in a v formation and they all got onto their own stork and flew over battery city to the squirting viagra concert.
"Bridz"
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A/N
We're too hogh to edit even thhough likr we wont edit cuz crackfick also its very dark i cant see what im typing this was absoluetely horrible literature it was in our drafts for over half a year yolo gotta viva la viva baby from the screen to teg ring to the oen to the king wheres my crown thatd my bling always drmna wgena ring
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